LosAzules wrote:
LETTER TO FEV: FROM GOOD MATE MATTY SCARTLETT
Hey Ugly!
Had a Bingle lately? Ha, u know I always start with that.
What's this about you not playing? Flowering bull$%#!! Been talking with the boys from defence and we're beggin' ya mate, ya gotta play, just gotta. Discussing it, we're generally unhappy with your proposed bloody forward line for a few reasons:
* firstly, your my match-up mate, that's what they pay to see ... best forward vs. best defender. You're the Joker (ugly as) and I'm Batman ... told Harley he can be Robbin ... told me to Flower off!
* the script, always is: they kick it to you 9 times out of 10, we double/triple team you and run it away (oh and give u a couple goals here and there so u dont cry like a girl). What are we doing without the script?
* we can't match up on Kreuz. He's too tall and the bastard chases when the ball hits the decks, bit over eager isn't he?
* tell Clokey he's going to hurt someone if he keeps hitting those packs so hard, someone might end up in hospital Fev ... hospital Fev, seriously, ya know, can ya imagine. Also, he's forgotten his role: it's not useful goal-kicking small ruck with laser-guided right boot, it's another Cloke family Collingwood reject with the big arse and smarmy smirk that everyone just wants to punch (onya Santy!).
* and the rookie from Swan Districts, heard his mum and Lance's mum are the same person, twin brother is the goss, what's that all about? Btw: is it spelt Garttlett or Gartttlett? Is he really 195cm tall? Looked smaller on the TV. That pace and chase is just ridiculous (thought Eddie was bad enough), the boys with me down back are really worried about this kid ... what ever happened to Worksafe, you're meant to feel secure in ya working environment!
* finally, pick 6. Why the Flower does he have to play this week? Mate, the kid could explode and make us all look pretty stupid (saw the bloody Youtube footage) ... and he chases, you're giving us guys nightmares.
Just do us a fave mate, you come back and play, I'll play on you, I'll give ya 5 ok?
Thinking of shavin my head, what do ya rekon?
See ya tonight, on the field eh! Your match-up ....
Matty
