Not sure if his has been posted but it arrived in my inbox today.


Dear Mr & Mrs Pagan,

I am writing to inform you of my concern at your son's efforts at school
this year. Let me get straight to the point

1. It is obvious from his test result when we studied the topic
"dealing with the flood" Dennis clearly wasn't listening.
2. Early in the year he allowed the opposition 1 or 2 free men in
defence. Not only did that cause Mr Fevola major distress having to
compete with 2 and 3 opponents, but its also gave the opposition a real
spring board for forwards thrusts.
3. Then he decided to man up all the loose players in our forward
line. That created a crowd bigger than the grand final in and around our
Mr Fevola.
4. Moreover, he failed to instruct the players when entering our
forward 50 when either (a) there is a flood, (b) there is a loose
defender or (c) a crowd bigger than Melbourne Cup day - not to just bomb
it in, rather to be patient, chip it around, wait for something to open
up, try and run it to the 50 and force defenders to come to you.
5. His handling of his young players, Messers Gibbs, Walker &
Russell, turning them into back pocket, taggers is just not part of the
syllabus.
6. When I ask him questions about his performance he merely offers
up some stupid, rude response.

I could go on and on but I just dont think he's suited to our school. I
have given him ample opportunity to improve his performance but results
to date and in the past few years tells me its time to find another
school, perhaps a TAFE college may suit him better. Really at his age it
may even be time to consider a trade.



Yours sincerely



The Principle.

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Ecclesiastes 1:4, "One generation passes away, and another generation comes: but The Blues abide forever."

Was that a deliberate typo?

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"our electorate seeks less to be informed and more to be validated." Sad times.

Doubt it.

What about Dennis?

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Right so that narrows it down to Collingwood supporters that aren't mandy.

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29 different attributes,
And only 7 that you like;
20 ways to see the world,
Or 20 ways to start a fight.

The author is an avid Carlton Supporter who is fed up with Denis Pagan.

He favours a group of us every Monday morning with his wrap up of our weekend's performance. This is one of his better ones.

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"Hence you will not say that Greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like Greeks"?

Winston Churchill

I honestly thought it was an 11 year old who was fed up.

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29 different attributes,
And only 7 that you like;
20 ways to see the world,
Or 20 ways to start a fight.

Mind-numbingly shit, let alone not funny.