JohnM wrote:
DocSherrin wrote:
If we've accomplished anything - we've (and Freo) probably forced Collingwood's hand in giving Cloke another year. He'll sign with the Pies before too long and the Carlton Football Club will not have a player called 'Travis' represent it at senior level for the 149th year in a row.
And long may this streak continue.
Travis Johnstone, Travis Tuck, Travis Cloke. Something happens to your kid when you name him Travis, and it ain't good.
Although it does come from the French word
traverser or "to cross over"...so there you go Damian Barrett...Travis is French for 'to cross over'...flesh that story out on the Footy Show.
DB: 'Gary - Carlton are believed to have gone to the extraordinary steps of hiring a French language consultant'...
GL: 'A what?'
DB: 'A french language consultant... and what she has uncovered has...and I'll quote a senior Carlton official here
'Got Jeanne Pratt a little bit excited'.
Billy: Ooh
DB: 'It surrounds the Travis Cloke saga that's been dragging on for most of the season, and this is a Footy Show exclusive...with the assistance of Madame Tarczon...'
GL: 'Madame Tarczon?!'
DB: 'Madame Tarczon....the Blues have discovered that the meaning of 'Travis' is 'to cross over'. Now, having made this public this afternoon it's sent Collingwood President Eddie McGuire into what can only be described as a psychotic frenzy, and that's led to him calling an extraordinary press conference. Gary - we believe Collingwood will hold a press conference tomorrow at 10am - the reason for that press conference, we understand, is to announce they've signed former Carlton player Matthew Lappin to a 15 year contract extension.
Billy: 'Skinny!'
DB: 'On hearing this, Carlton have called their own press conference for tomorrow morning where they will unveil Des Fothergill as their 'small forwards coach'. Now, Fothergill has been dead for 16 years, but we've checked with AFL chief operating officer Gillon McLachlan as recently as an hour ago, and there's nothing in the rules preventing a club hiring a deceased person.'
JB: 'Quite extraordinary developments there Damo...we certainly couldn't afford Madame Tarczon down at North Melbourne'
Billy: 'You had no problem paying for Madame Tarczon at the Christmas party last year Jimbo'!
Cue Audience laughter. Cue footage of Bill streaking through Munich. Cue Gary laughter. Cue Gary crying on stretcher.