One of my favorite books is Champions by Ben Collins because of the sheer number and quality of Australian football quotes it brings about. You can pick it up for five minutes, read one interview and get a few snippets of wisdom from some of the greats like Ron Barassi or James Hird. I'm overseas at the moment so it's difficult to find that sort of stuff on the web.

So I suppose during the pre-season when there's nothing much else going, anyone got some good Carlton, or AFL, quotes to share in the general?

We're Carlton.

@#$%&! the rest!

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Everyone looks good in Navy Blue

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There's so much I could say...

Going to the chapel and we're gonna get married!!

Steven Seagal, Steven Seagal!" Brendan Fevola

"Anyone interested in a used VCR?" Laurence Angwin.

"I'll have 3 flake, 8 fried dimmies, 4 dollars of chips and a Jakes double cheeseburger thanks" Lance Whitnall

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Looking forward to seeing our potential realised.

"Hoops, I can see your pants"

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"I had to eat"

"it was a vibe..."

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There's so much I could say...

Passes it to Bryce Gibbs who was not eligible for Adelaide under the father son rule...figure that one out...

Lays it off to Judd, a good man to give it to...

"SIT DOWN, SHUTUP, AND PAY ATTENTION!"- Ron Barassi

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Premierships: 1869, 1871, 1873, 1874, 1875, 1877, 1887, 1906, 1907, 1908, 1914, 1915, 1938, 1945, 1947, 1968, 1970, 1972, 1979, 1981, 1982, 1987, 1995.

"GIBBS."

.."Mclean will never leave the Dee's".. [me]

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..if you can't be good, be good at it..

"Stop pissing down my back & tell Me its Raining" - Pagan

" Its not rocket surgery" Billy Brownless

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When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way!

"Jezaulenko you beauty!"

Can't remember how it went exactly, but I'm fairly certain these were the exact words "CARLTON ARE GONNA WIN!!"- The late Clinton Grybas, during the late stages of our Round 1, 2007 clash against Richmond.

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Premierships: 1869, 1871, 1873, 1874, 1875, 1877, 1887, 1906, 1907, 1908, 1914, 1915, 1938, 1945, 1947, 1968, 1970, 1972, 1979, 1981, 1982, 1987, 1995.

"GIBBS."

"Pair up in threes."
Bobby Davis, whilst coaching Geelong.

Regards Pedro.

It's like dancing with your sister

"I am the Dominator"

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

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S M C , S F L

Fev says to the Doggies trainer on the boundary with the "Best seat in the house" because "You're [he's] about to watch the Fev show"...then Fev kicks 8 in the 2nd half.

OMG

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Craig Bradley, try that one on for goal of the day.


Anyone else remember that bit of commentary and the game? 10 points if you get it.

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