If you could pick one present for a Carlton player (or board member), what would you choose?

No monetary limit.

I select Houlihan and would give him a mirror.

Now I reckon he already has heaps of these and uses them regularly, very regularly, but the one I give him actually allows him to take a lond hard look at himself.




BTW, Merry Christmas to all at TC and all at CFC.

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THEY LIKE TO SEND UP!!!!!!!!

Until each team plays each other the same number of times, the AFL, as a fair dinkum competition, cannot be taken seriously.

He (Mr Swann) said the honour and pride associated with the club's traditional navy blue jumper was priceless.

Stephen Kernahan, a sword so that he can fall on it...

I would give Ratts the phone number of Prince Charles surgeon so that he
can get his ears modified to regular size.

This downgrade may be detrimental to him hearing some posters passionate pleas !

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I wore number 25 on the back of my jumper 40 years ago..... yes, pre Marchesani !!

A beerbong for Eddie Betts

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Premierships: 1869, 1871, 1873, 1874, 1875, 1877, 1887, 1906, 1907, 1908, 1914, 1915, 1938, 1945, 1947, 1968, 1970, 1972, 1979, 1981, 1982, 1987, 1995.

"GIBBS."

A very large pair of Steel Capped boots for Ratts, so that he can give several players the massive kick in the freckle that they richly deserve.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

I'd buy Juddy a 6-month course in the "Gunnery Sgt Hartman school of Discipline" so people will stop thinking he's a poor off-field leader.

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WADA medical director Dr Alan Vernec describes Essendon* FC drug case as biggest scandal in team sport the world of sport has seen. #WC2WB

#GUILTY

As long as someone doesn't go all Private Pyle on him.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Nah, Lance has already left ("You owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT!"). But I'm sure some of the boys could use a bit of 'soap discipline' from teammates.

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WADA medical director Dr Alan Vernec describes Essendon* FC drug case as biggest scandal in team sport the world of sport has seen. #WC2WB

#GUILTY

Now, as extreme as that example is, that's what I was talking about in Camel's "GAGF" thread.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

TBH, I'm finding it very easy right now to picture Eddie or Houlihan here. Right down to all the chrome-domes we have in the team.

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WADA medical director Dr Alan Vernec describes Essendon* FC drug case as biggest scandal in team sport the world of sport has seen. #WC2WB

#GUILTY