Here is some holiday fun for you.
Imagine you only got to support an AFL club by undergoing a personality profile test.
Prospective fans are asked pages of questions to match them to a club whose culture, ethical approach and mission statement best matches potential supporters.
For example:
1/ Which of the following most closely aligns with your personal views.
a/ I always go for the underdog
b/ I must win at all costs
c/It's not the winning,it's the journey
d/Who cares,it's the umpires fault anyway.
After masses of q's ,you may be assigned one,or several teams that you can subscribe to...
Who do you think you'd have been given...
(assuming like me you love your team through thick and thin...and could never consider changing...even though you really ,really dislike 'em sometimes...)
Honestly...I'll bet I'd 'ev been given the Doggies.

(I lack the killer instinct )