He had a nasty pimple that I was trying to pop.

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"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds." - Frank Zappa

I've never quite gotten the hang of the Wet Willy.

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"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds." - Frank Zappa

Eye-gouge? I was going for a Dirty Sanchez.

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"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds." - Frank Zappa

"I tried the 'sleeper hold' but my plan backfired and Carlton fell asleep instead."

actually I was trying to rip his heart out through his mouth.

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

yeah nah i got nothin

"These are not the droids you are looking for"

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Gaga and The Hoff party hard in London

"Eye gouge?? WTF? It was just a turkey slap. That is what a turkey slap is, right?"

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Gaga and The Hoff party hard in London

Just trying to point out the wax in his ears and eyes.

I just wanted to see how soft his skin was............

It was pretty soft.

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When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way!

"I was TRYING to get him to Mal Maninger"

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I was trying to rough him up a bit and put him off his game. It was simply bi play and nothing more. At no stage did i touch or attempt to eye gouge nor cause serious injury. Comment related to pressure points was tongue in cheek after being prompted by the media, and after limited sleep please appreciate I let my guard down in my response.

My profile has heightened people's interest and that concerns me and the potential outcome.

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Supporting the Blues No Matter What

I am an ambassador for Kiehls and was trying to ascertain which product would best suit his skin type...

If only I'd allowed myself to look backwards,I might have remembered the last time I tried to apply this..and realised it would not go down well.

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That’s not a political statement — it’s a harsh reality, and we must act,” she said. “He is a clear and present danger to the things that keep us strong and free. I support impeachment.”

It wasn't me

I've never quite gotten the hang of the Wojee...??

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"...that's the thing about opinion - you don't have to know anything to have one..." Andre Agassi commenting on Pat Cash 2004
"...the less you know - the more you believe..." - Bono 2006

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29 different attributes,
And only 7 that you like;
20 ways to see the world,
Or 20 ways to start a fight.

GOLD

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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it

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WADA medical director Dr Alan Vernec describes Essendon* FC drug case as biggest scandal in team sport the world of sport has seen. #WC2WB

#GUILTY

It wasn't me, it was this guy:

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#DonTheStash