Everybody is Talking Carlton

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If you allow the Government to change the Laws in an emergency
They will create an Emergency to change the Laws

Carlton: Join us or Judd will gouge your eyes out and Fev will piss all over you and well read you a transcript of Melveys posts

Everybody is Kung-Fu Gouging

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"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds." - Frank Zappa

THIS YEAR WE'LL KICK YOUR ARSE

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THEY LIKE TO SEND UP!!!!!!!!

Until each team plays each other the same number of times, the AFL, as a fair dinkum competition, cannot be taken seriously.

He (Mr Swann) said the honour and pride associated with the club's traditional navy blue jumper was priceless.

It;s been a while, so we're coming again!

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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

Ronald Reagan

Carlton 2010 - we won't be getting a call from the Marketing Dept

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#DonTheStash

Carlton 2010 - We hope Essenscum dont put a funny ad in the paper again..funny cauliflower

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Carlton 2010 - More Sex Toy Antics

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*(grow - fun - gah)

Yeah but whatabout your whataboutism.

Carlton 2010: Headed for Spring fever.

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That’s not a political statement — it’s a harsh reality, and we must act,” she said. “He is a clear and present danger to the things that keep us strong and free. I support impeachment.”

Team Carlton - @#$%&! Yeah

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Bulldogs captain Steve Mortimer stood up to address his troops before they ran out. ''I'm a proud c---,'' he told them, ''I'm a winner, I wish myself a good g...ame, I wish everyone a good game. Let's get out there and f---ing bash them

Carlton 2010 - It's Time

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“It is a state of mind, a system of belief, a way of seeing the world, a deep faith that, because you are Carlton, you belong to something great.” - Mike Fitzpatrick articulating what Out of the Blue means.

Only if the marketing song follows the same lyrics as the "original"

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Thats gotta be the funniest one i've read so far i think that should be our slogan for sure
Pissed myself

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When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way!

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Bulldogs captain Steve Mortimer stood up to address his troops before they ran out. ''I'm a proud c---,'' he told them, ''I'm a winner, I wish myself a good g...ame, I wish everyone a good game. Let's get out there and f---ing bash them

Supplemax Blues

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If you allow the Government to change the Laws in an emergency
They will create an Emergency to change the Laws

They Know We Are Sleeping in!

I'd like a photo sticker of Meegan, Jennifer and Rebecca with the words; "How's this for 3 number 1 picks?"

2010 : We're Here to Stay

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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it

2010. WE CAN'T GUARANTEE ANYTHING, BUT WE'LL TRY OUR BEST.

maybe not positive enough.



2010. WHILE THE WORLD BURNS, A YOUNG COACH WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE BRETT RATTEN, COULD VERY WELL LEAD US TO AN UNEXPECTED PREMIERSHIP. SO GET ON BOARD.

inspired by blueman.



2010. DON'T WORRY, WE'VE FINALLY STARTED LISTENING TO SYNBAD.

probably won't work, melvey's the only poster here with a public profile.




2010. AIMING TO GET OUR POINTS-AGAINST LESS THAN THIS, BECAUSE OUR ONE-WAY FOOTBALL KILLED US LAST YEAR.

hmmm, dunno. This slogan business is hard work.

Carlton: You know it makes sense.

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That’s not a political statement — it’s a harsh reality, and we must act,” she said. “He is a clear and present danger to the things that keep us strong and free. I support impeachment.”