Just a few technical notes:
* I am aware that it was Bambi's mum, not Bambi, who died (although considering the movie was made in the 1940s-ish I am sure Bambi's gone to that great gourmet-sausage factory in the sky by now. Although I am pretty sure Pagan's initial reference to Bradley was Killing off Bambi, not Bambi's mum.
* In no way am I or would I ever advocate any actual act of mortal violence (ege a shotgun to the head) against our current captain.
* I am not advocating for Kouta's retirement or sacking or demotion to the Bullants reserves. I merely think he has lost the plot as captain and the thing we desperately need the most is what he is not providing.
* I don't necessarily think Stevens has done anything to particularly deserve the captaincy. My issue is if its not Stevens who then? Surely can't be any of these guys currently in "negotiation" over their contracts. It can't be Fevola given his disciplinary issues, and while I consider Frenchy one of the true leaders at the club he has only really got his standard of footy at a really good level in the past 1.5 seasons or so. It would be a shame to put too much burden on him. Whitnall was always the logical successor but where is he headed? And the rest of the fellas (apart from Teague and Scotland I guess) have been raised and brought through in largely a losing culture.
So to sum it up:
Bambi didn't die but almost certainly is now.
Don't shoot Kouta - it's not nice.
Who else if not Stevo?