I've never played before but would love to give it a crack.
Intend playing next year for the lowest possible grade in the weakest competition in Melb.

Easy for a 5'10 95kg tub of lard to find a spot in this kind of game?

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How can I be blue when I support Carlton and The Fev?

I know I bailed out for the last forum game... but if the team is in the need of a Stewey Dew type then I better go looking for my footy boots.




Twas a good day that - spanked the Saints forum, faced up to a Saints troll that loitered around TBV - turns out he was a 50 year old hippy. was nowhere to be seen despite many rumours.

The only good thing Saintsational did all day was put two cute chicks in the forward line.

im 15 but id love to have a run with you blokes keep me updated cant wait

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Very easy!!

Think of this as pre-seaon.




Sparky, find and dust off the boots mate.

Judd one son, your more than welcome to join us. Age don't matter, Shag and Big Danny G have owned these games in the past and they don't get any smaller and thinner than those 2 back in the day.

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Two chicks in the forward line for St Kilda? The Clarke brothers played for SS?

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Of course not..












He said they were cute

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Lawrence Lawrence, The man who knows all the rackets and all the racketeers!

If there are any hot chicks in the side I'm more than willing to adjust to a tight tagging role.

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Isn't that how you copped the last intervention order?

if it's against SS then im defs there.
never really played in a footy match before tbh. what's the standards in these games normally like?

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Somewhere inbetween U14s juniors, and Auskick.

No way, Sparky.

They are alot fitter than us.

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I was thinking it mightn't be far off VFL reserves actually.

I will give it a go.

Could be my farewell game though. My knees and feet are shot.

so what dates are we looking at?

I've played in two and we have won easily, the others you have been spanked. Clearly I am the difference maker. Soooo I am open to offers of money etc, although the oppotunity belt Barks4ever is tempting.

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L.M 35-06

Yes, we do.

We'll make sure Cazzesman is there to assess your talent. Think of this as your U18 carnival and draft camp rolled into one.

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Any dates pencilled in? Will we run the turf at Princess

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Camelboy, just picture me as John ironmonger- I'll eat raw cow, beef, pig, glass.........I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!


Within reason, of course!

YES!

That's the guy - barks4eva.

Played in the first TBV game I played in. Long grey haired hippy... I think.

Complete tool that loves to rubbish Carlton about salary cap cheating yada yada yada.

Thanks BM, I'd completely forgotten his name.

P.J and Cam are alos in aswell, left a msg on facebook.


No dates as yet, just seeing how numbers were befor I contacted another site.

I will msg Saints this week and see if we can get somethig going.

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