How will we remember 2008? For me, it's the year we finally took a stand against the rest of the AFL giving us wedgies and through the use of a single middle finger telling them in a booming voice to @#$%&! off.
Pros:
- Judd: Leadership has finally returned to the Carlton Football Club
- Murphy and Gibbs: Mark it down, the next Ablett and Bartel
- Kreuzer: What I love most about this guy is that he's a natural footballer. Not an athlete reprogrammed, but a guy with good instincts and a never say die attitude.
- Bower, Jamison and Grigg: Hands down our most improved players this year
- Waite: Has come of age this year, could be among the elite backmen in the AFL next year
- Never saying DIE: Come from behind wins a feature of our games where in the past we would've rolled over and allow ourselves to be raped
- Ratts, Riley, Crosisca, Braddles, Diesel: A combination of favourite sons and "young" thinkers. A much better combination than our antiquated predecessors.
- Pratt: THANK YOU
- Swann: THANK YOU
- Sticks: @#$%&! the rest!
- Fev: Love him or hate him, it's blokes like this that make people see football games.
- BEATING COLLINGWOOD TWICE!!!
Cons:
- Injuries to key personnel at the wrong times at the beginning of the season
- Losing games we should've won. Cost us a finals berth on more than one occasion.
- LOSING TO Essendon* AND ST KILDA TWICE!!!
- Coughing up goals in time-on!!!
- Switching off for quarters at a time, putting us in a position where we have to come from behind all the time.
- Disposal: Too many turnovers, too many goals coming from turnovers, poor kicking for goal, poor kick-ins and decision making
- RAY FLOWERING CHAMBERLAIN!!!
- Off-field dramas and innuendos that just won't stop, regardless of the skeletons in other clubs' closets
- Fisher, Carrots, Stevo: Senior players phasing in and out of games. Especially in Stevo's case, going from BOG one week to deplorable the next on a regular basis.
- Lack of ruck options, a genuine crumber (besides Eddie), CHF, too Fev conscious.
- Falling over like a house of cards when faced with the better teams in the comp, seeming to do the opposite of what we do when we're winning
In summary...
WE'RE COMING YOU FLOWERS
BRING ON 2009!