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George Harris
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(Thanks to Camelboy for the pic)


I'll go first...

Eddie: Lucky I have these binoculars to help me see past all my chins.
Carla: Oh there's Richard Pratt. I should have married him instead.

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Please stop the pain Carla, pleassssssssssssssssse.

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Carla - "How the @#$%&! did I end up with this fat loser?"

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Kaptain Kouta
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Eddie: These Binoculars might help me find one of our players who isn't an overrated showpony or squib.

Carla: I bet I look really stupid having to be here with this fat tool.

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Carla: If he wants to write about Roberta Williams maybe he should have married her instead.

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Boned!

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Kaptain Kouta
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Blue Bird wrote:
Boned!


Thread over! :lol:

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chelodina
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I SHOULD NOT HAVE EATEN THAT PARTY PIE !!!!!!!
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Carla: "Phew, no rumpy pumpy from Mr Rolly Polly tonight".

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Kaptain Kouta wrote:
Blue Bird wrote:
Boned!


Thread over! :lol:


QFT - that is very good!

Much better than the fatty jokes. :oops:

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The Duke
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camelboy wrote:
Kaptain Kouta wrote:
Blue Bird wrote:
Boned!


Thread over! :lol:


QFT - that is very good!

Much better than the fatty jokes. :oops:
Not really :wink: .

And by the way, the emabarrassed smilie is spelt with a rr not embarassed :oops: :wink:

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Look Carla.............

i can see my penis.................I CAN SEEEE MY PEEEENIS.................!


kindest regards tommi

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George Harris
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tommi wrote:
Look Carla.............

i can see my penis.................I CAN SEEEE MY PEEEENIS.................!


kindest regards tommi



NOW it's thread over!

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Eddie: @#$%&! we should have got @#$%&! Judd, @#$%&! Swann the @#$%&! prick!

Mrs eddie: I wonder if I can get a message to Chris Judd? Swann maybe, he always liked me? I'd love to @#$%&! Judd.

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Kaptain Kouta
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Carla: Did Ed just fart?

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Oh Carla, that stinks

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Carla: Did Ed just fart?
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Jarusa
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Guy sitting in front of Eddie looking at the picture on the scoreboard: "What sort of a c*ckhead takes binoculars to the footy!?"

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Eddie: "Carla - stop thinking about Channel 7 - remember who pays the bills"

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Eddie: "Carla - stop thinking about Channel 7 - remember who pays the bills"


that's actually quite clever

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McChins: "I can't believe I wasted $2,000 on these flower binoculars and I still can't see what Pratt's doing!!!! How the flower does he do it????"

Carla: "Oh well, looks like I'll have to watch Eddie cry himself to sleep again. At least he doesn't know I spent twice that amount on my new shoes"

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