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chubbyruss wrote:
My nephew was thirsty & saw a "lolly boy" in the isle & said to him "I would like a coke"

The lolly boy said "That will be $4.50 thanks."

My nephew replied " I said a coke not cocaine"


I went to get 4 bottles of water for all the kids and the bloke said "that'll be $20 thanks" :shock:

I said "what the fuxk!!!???"

That was all.

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"STOP FLOWERING CRYING SCUMBAGS!!!"

On a number of occassions. Nothing clever but boy did they sook a bit these filthy bastards!

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The Duke wrote:
chubbyruss wrote:
My nephew was thirsty & saw a "lolly boy" in the isle & said to him "I would like a coke"

The lolly boy said "That will be $4.50 thanks."

My nephew replied " I said a coke not cocaine"


I went to get 4 bottles of water for all the kids and the bloke said "that'll be $20 thanks" :shock:

I said "what the fuxk!!!???"

That was all.


:lol: :lol:


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Didn't shout it out, cause I had to be nice, damn :lol: , but

I have been crowing this "We can always depend on Collingwood to get us into a winning feeling again" followed by "Have they ever beat us at any game that actually counts?" followed by "Excluding Grand finals, which we don't like to rub it in :P , Centenary match comes to mind".

I LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF THIS WEEK SO FAR. :-D 8)


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I watched it on TV so the only thing I shouted was "Keep it donw until after the footy kids".


ttd2004's post will be here for.....5......4......3.......

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These are all gold

Almost as good as the heatmaps on Talking Footy

My only comment was about how Rocca's last mark was paid yet one of our players took the exact same "mark" but it wasn't paid

See the match discussion - I couldn't be @r$ed looking for it


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Calling Dale Thomas "Corey from Narre Warren" all day


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Everytime Dale Thomas touched the ball (not often)....."that's why you were NUMBER TWO!"

Just waving Goodbye in the last qtr felt good .


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Bluebull to umpire Ray Chamberlain yesterday:

"A dingo stole the wrong Chamberlain." We almost wet our pants!!

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bluegirldanielle wrote:
Bullbull to umpire Ray Chamberlain yesterday:

"A dingo stole the wrong Chamberlain." We almost wet our pants!!


i've heard that one as well, but it was about 2 years ago. :lol:

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some prick adelaide supporter talking it up and said

"get ready to sing the theme song"

to which i replied

'everyone get ready to sing the adelaide theme song

a, b, c, d, e, f, g ..."

seriously, i hate adelaide supporters. I normally dont get to excited about other fans, but this prick i would have enjoyed if he fell over the edge of the stand and landed on another adelaide supporter breaking his neck.

i flower hate em and i had a stack of them around me. They probably all related and went to the game on 1 family ticket. (It stems from following Victory as well)

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Yeah i went along the lines of "i saw what you South Australians get up to over there on 60 Minutes the other week" " we find that sort of thing sickening in Victoria "

I was a bit bitter.


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bluegirldanielle wrote:
Bluebull to umpire Ray Chamberlain yesterday:

"A dingo stole the wrong Chamberlain." We almost wet our pants!!



:lol: :lol: classic

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When Fev was lining up for his goal a crows fan two rows in front said 'YOU WONT KICK THIS' (probably heard him if you were sitting in the AFL members, kinda loud) and I leaned forward and said 'You just watch him mate!' I was shitting myself at first, incase he missed, but it was nice when he slipped through.
Not funny, just nice to shove it up em.

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Just looking for some inspiration for Friday night.

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