TL: Now using only my amazing mental powers of vibe and feeling I will telekinetically shuffle the magnets around the board to ensure us of victory against the Lions today and ensuring us of contract extensions and pay rises.

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Ecclesiastes 1:4, "One generation passes away, and another generation comes: but The Blues abide forever."

Thats is GOLD 95p!

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet
Woody Allen

"Ummmm, it's L...I...B...A... wait, that's not it.... L...I...B...B...E... damn! That's not right either..... L...I...B...E...R... ummmmm.... Aww bugger it, just put 'Libba', Den"

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Look at the size of that,not tonight i have a headache.

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Bang Bang.

This isn't at all funny, but I think it's pretty close to the mark:

Pagan:
Our midfield's getting slaughtered. What can we do?

Libba:
Denis, I have no f***ng idea.

As Homer says: "It's funny cos it's true..."

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Libba: A...B...C...D...?????
[LONG PAUSE]
Denis: Go on, you're doing well.
L: ......Z???
D: Is it?
L: .....F???
D: Is it?
L: 3???
D: Is it?
L: The upside down 'i'
D: Exclamation mark? I don't know. Maybe.
L: Denis, I don't think it was a good idea you teaching me something you don't know either.

Tragic comedy.

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"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds." - Frank Zappa