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Warby

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:35 pm

Stephen Silvagni

Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:49 pm
Posts: 27793
Location: Southbank.

TL....Hey Pago....do you mean to tell me THAT'S a headjob?....bloody hell!

No wonder everyone's looking at me strange after I asked for it!

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Jarusa

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:43 pm

Alex Jesaulenko

Joined: Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:00 am
Posts: 23123

TL: ".....and then Hutchy gave me a kiss 'right here' and handed over the five grand...."

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Wojee

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:48 pm

Bruce Doull

Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:17 am
Posts: 35135

TL: Sorry Denis, I know you've told me 100 times already, but what does FF stand for again?

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stretford blue

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:53 pm

Rod Ashman

Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:59 pm
Posts: 2134
Location: Feeding the ducks at the Percy Treyvaud Memorial Park

DP: C4!
TL: Oh bugger, you sunk my Tanker

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rhys87

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:01 pm

Harry Vallence

Joined: Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:48 pm
Posts: 1392

DP: How about Ackland to here?
TL : This guy can not be serious..... he must be tanking.

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molsey

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:02 pm

Geoff Southby

Joined: Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:43 am
Posts: 5175
Location: Corner of Queen and Collins

Champagne comedy in this thread, good work everyone....

Libba: Win? Lose? List developments.....hmmm...which one is it?

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Libba: Full Back.....Full Back.....who cares if Setanta has had afew against him, surely we can't pick Jamison yet even though he is the natural choice.....

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Pagan: You see this number .... that's my payday if they sack me for incompetence.....!
Libba: (thinks) Geesh, I'll be lucky if I'm coaching Sunbur after years of this shit...

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Kaptain Kouta

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:03 pm

Bruce Doull

Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:41 pm
Posts: 63509

"Hey, Tony, take a look at this pic of the missus I took last night in her scanties. Red hot, hey?"

"Awww, Den, I just ate..."

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darknavy

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:04 pm

Rod Ashman

Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:54 am
Posts: 2361
Location: September Baby!!!!

Wojee wrote:

TL: Sorry Denis, I know you've told me 100 times already, but what does FF stand for again?

*****standing ovation*****

:lol:

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Warby

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:09 pm

Stephen Silvagni

Joined: Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:49 pm
Posts: 27793
Location: Southbank.

"Jeez Denis...sorry!"

"I was looking at the board upside down....I wondered why Fev was playing Full Back"

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rhys87

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:13 pm

Harry Vallence

Joined: Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:48 pm
Posts: 1392

Warby wrote:

"Jeez Denis...sorry!"

"I was looking at the board upside down....I wondered why Fev was playing Full Back"

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sstormin123

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:18 pm

Rod Ashman

Joined: Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:32 pm
Posts: 2014
Location: perth

TL - "Dennis, I've seen this photo of you dancing with your sister a hundred times"

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CK95

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:30 pm

Bruce Doull

Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:06 pm
Posts: 35900
Location: Half back flank

"What's your favorite song to dance with your sister to Libba?"

"Oooh that'd have to be......

More Than A Feeling"

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Wojee

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:37 pm

Bruce Doull

Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:17 am
Posts: 35135

TL to himself: "Why did I tell them I could read during my interview?"

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Wojee

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:38 pm

Bruce Doull

Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:17 am
Posts: 35135

TL: "No Denis, I don't know who shook your Etch-A-Sketch."

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TheSwan

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:39 pm

Harry Vallence

Joined: Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:37 pm
Posts: 1932

Punter22 wrote:

TL: Damn, I forgot the magnets again. At least, I think I forgot them. I don't know for sure if I did, I couldn't directly say that I forgot them, but I have a feeling that I forgot them. I DO know one of the other coaches was speaking in a jocular fashion about me losing the magnets. Anyway, it's not about the magnets, that's not what I am saying. What I'm saying is the board is stuffed, yep that's it - the board is stuffed.

haha!!
that is very humorous.

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DownUnderChick

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:58 pm

Herald Sun columnist

Joined: Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:26 pm
Posts: 10018
Location: Visy Park

darknavy wrote:

TL - Fev to full back?

DP - You heard me.

TL - But you've always played to win Denis.

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blue terrace boy

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:42 pm

Horrie Clover

Joined: Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:36 am
Posts: 304

Libba: i cant get rid of this massive zit

Pagan: hang on a sec, thats not a zit... oh my god..... its a.. its a massive DICK!!!!!!

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mjonc

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:13 pm

Wayne Johnston

Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:34 am
Posts: 8888
Location: 8888

What's TC going to say about this ?

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The Hoff

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:51 pm

Bert Deacon

Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:08 pm
Posts: 505
Location: Melbourne

darknavy wrote:

Wow, I can't even feel a scar...

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jimmae

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:39 pm

Bruce Doull

Joined: Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:32 pm
Posts: 33043
Location: Back in reality

darknavy wrote:

DP: Tony! You've finger-painted all over my team sheet again!
TL: I'm sorry Mr Denis, I'm really really sorry... *bottom lip begins to quiver*
DP: *hesitates* No it's ok Tony, just don't do it again.
TL: I won't Mr Denis, I won't! Can you guess what it is??
DP: A five-finger smudge?
TL: No silly, it's a goose! Like you. *giggles*
*DP sighs*

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And only 7 that you like;
20 ways to see the world,
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