Apparently we are the first club to ever trade a kid...Worse still, the only one to ever ask him to move back to his own state and play with a powerful club. Fancy that ...and an unconfirmed source tells me if young Josh had have said no he would have been sacked, sent to Bali and the customs officals would have discovered 200 lbs of heroin in his football boots!

And apparently Richmond actually won the services of Judd and he would have played with them, in fact they were his preferred destination, he was being very sneaky because he did not trust West Coast. Fancy that! It seems the west coast officals got wind of the Tigers plans through their plant (deep choke) and foiled his and the Richmond football clubs plans by agreeing to Carlton's trade and renegging on the Tigers deal!. Demitriidiot was heard to mumble today 'I do belive in fairies, I do, I do...'

It seems Carlton are the worst club, a rabble, no moral, no fortitude, it was revealed today by that Journalist par excellance Edwind McChins. Fancy That! How could they treat their captain like that! How could they be so, so, eeew... determined to improve their list!

Meanwhile Sydney has joined the growing chorus of clubs complaining that in the history of the universe their have only been three tanks.

1) Satan definitely threw his plans to unseat God when he realised it would be far more fun to play the eternal villian to God's rather bland (think a fat/tired Marlon Brando) superman.

2) Custer tanked the Battle of Little Bighorn - he was misinformed that a loss in that battle would see him gain the presidency of the United States (of course his informant forgot to tell him the tank only worked if he stayed alive).

3) Us. Carlton. The Bluebaggers. The distgusting Old Dark Navies. Apparently we'll drop a game at the mere mention of a draft pick. Fancy that!

Finally this week it was revealed that every single journo, umpire, ex-umpire, supporter/barracker/lunatic for any other team, dog's body, dog's feet, worm, cat and budgy - hate Carlton. Fancy
that!

and we do, we bluebaggers, we do.

Hate away world.

Oh I do love to live beside the Juddside
oh I do love to live beside Chrissy....

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

Flowering sensational oh dannyboy
POW!

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“It is a state of mind, a system of belief, a way of seeing the world, a deep faith that, because you are Carlton, you belong to something great.” - Mike Fitzpatrick articulating what Out of the Blue means.

i love carlton fc...

One of your best ever Danny - the holier than thou "I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here" attitude of the other clubs is nauseating.

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"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." - Gene Hill

Pure magic dannyboy!

Keep it coming.

Great laugh and was well worth a break from work...yeah work...I do that every now and then...it just happens to be silly season, and I've been silly since the Judd signing!

Thanks maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.

I love carlton fc too!!

Lets go Bluebaggers, lets go!
Lets go Bluebaggers, lets go!
Lets go Bluebaggers, lets go!
Lets go Bluebaggers, lets go!

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Everyone looks good in Navy Blue

I thought this was going to be about Cousins getting arrested

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Carlton - Nothing's changed
I still love you, oh, I still love you
Only slightly, only slightly less
Than I used to, my love

only when he comes to carlton GNB - Fancy that! - and we'll lose draft picks for bringing the game into @#$%&! disripute!

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

Yep, you know we're on the rise when everyone starts hating us again.

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There is no footy god

Love the Casablanca reference Blue Bird!

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Number 17 - come on down!

Word up Danny. You'd think our club was the anti-Christ the way everyone has been carrying on.

But now the tables have turned, and the natural order has returned to the world. We sit pretty, while WC again take the wrath they so greatly deserve

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WADA medical director Dr Alan Vernec describes Essendon* FC drug case as biggest scandal in team sport the world of sport has seen. #WC2WB

#GUILTY

Excellent Danny.

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The measure of a life is a measure of love and respect
So hard to earn, so easily burned
In the fullness of time
A garden to nurture and protect

#DopeThenStash

Dannyboy is of sardonic greatness. Absolute POW.

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1945 - End of round 3 Carlton was last.

Last round Carlton made the final four for the first time.

Eventual premiers.

That's what I'm talking about!

I agree, with all this new found Carlton hate, we must have arrived. Wonderful, wonderful.

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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog!

Yeh it's been a great year OFF FIELD. Now to start winning on field again.

Greatest movie ever

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"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." - Gene Hill

surely you meant Excellent Danny

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Ecclesiastes 1:4, "One generation passes away, and another generation comes: but The Blues abide forever."

I cannot wait for us to start winning some games next year and the outrageous hate being displayed will be matched by an outrageous level of fear

Quote:

We are Carlton....

.....when's the first game

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Carlton - Nothing's changed
I still love you, oh, I still love you
Only slightly, only slightly less
Than I used to, my love

You @#$%&! beaudy!! Nice work, DB.

I've got a mate who's a tiggers supporter and he is spitting venom!

It's gonna get ugly people - when we start winning the stands and pubs of Victoria will see blood. Blue baggers will celebrate and the ferals will retaliate.

Their hatred of us will grow to levels never before seen.....and won't we love it .

Maybe we should be seeking sponsorship from Target because everybody thinks Carlton are fair game at the moment and are taking pot shots at us! I just smile as it's all petty and pathetic. Some people have very short memories. Let our actions speak louder than their words.