A couple of (now removed) paragraphs from the Collingwood wikipedia page
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"Collingwood supporters are defined as a bunch of filthy neanderthals whom are on the dole. They cannot afford to send their kids 2 school or feed them because they spend all their pension money on Collingwood membership. Collingwood supporters are usually toothless and shower once a year. They know nothing about the game and enjoy watching their team choke during the finals. They stink like crap and their Cheer Squad Leader is a toothless maggot whom is also on the dole. They have only won 1 premiership in 50 years and think they are better than every other team. Win a premiership then talk we say. Collingwood are scum, it's a fact. The only thing that comes out of their mouth is bullshit which they eat for dinner."
Collingwood, at the end of season 2007, requested that club legends Nathan Buckley, James Clement, and honest toiler Paul Licuria all retire. It is believed that the main reason for this was to free up space in the salary cap in order to entice out of contract West Coast Eagles star Chris Judd to the Lexus Centre.
This plan backfired horribly wrong on the Magpies, Judd choosing Carlton as his preferred club, notifying the Pies that he would not be playing for them.
This left the Pies rather embarrassed, having sold the careers of Buckley and Clement especially, short.
Buckley is furious at the way in which he was treated by the Magpies, and has cut off all connections between him and his former club, promising Eddie McGuire that he would never perform another sexual favour for him, such is Buckley's discontent.
We're a creative bunch aren't we?
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