Well its 3.10pm on Monday after the last game.

There has got to be a missing fire hydrant, barman in a headlock,dare we say a broken rear view mirror somewhere in Melbourne by now.

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"Hence you will not say that Greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like Greeks"?

Winston Churchill

They were organising to all meet at a particular time at the club, but they collectively forgot their watches

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“Every single element of the Club has to be the best in the league, meticulously and methodically, and only by doing this will we be elite and challenge for number 17.”
Greg Lee

Definitely TANKING

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Congratulations CK95

Don't. Mention. The war...

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#DonTheStash

Hey, did I mention I've recently opened a dry cleaners.

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Looking forward to seeing our potential realised.

I don't know about drinking, but Lance took his kids to Maccas

I don't know if i should be saying this or not.............

But they are at a pub just off lygon st, that's accross the road from a Uni........

I was gonna drop in a buy em all a round of beers but can't get out of the office !

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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit"
- Aristotle

In the old days they used to start off at Naughtons.

But I am of the understanding that Naughtons is now closed.

Can someone confirm that?

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"Hence you will not say that Greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like Greeks"?

Winston Churchill

As long as they are good boys and don't embarrass the club or their families, not to mention their supporters, enjoy a drink on me boys.

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“It is a state of mind, a system of belief, a way of seeing the world, a deep faith that, because you are Carlton, you belong to something great.” - Mike Fitzpatrick articulating what Out of the Blue means.

Thats right.Has been closed for a while now.

Maybe just kreuz past a few times to see what they're like.

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Hope your footy team wins.

Most of the younger Lions are at the pub right across from my work. Just about all of them have lost their shirts.

My bus stop is right outside the pub and as I was waiting Leuenberger was an early piker. He was very pissed, and didn't look too happy. He staggered off down Logan Rd in nothing but a bright orange pair of pants.

A couple minutes later Sammy Sheldon came up to me asking if I'd seen his wallet. He still looks like he's 13.

sadly it was bought and nothing has happened

I say sadly because my office window looks out at Naughtons

nothing sadder than staring out at a pub with no beer

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

Its going to be apartments i gather. But did notice that they are offering a short erm lease, 1 year. Sad that an icon like that has gone

Pity it wasnt part of the 9 pubs venture the club is getting into

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I heard they were last seen pissing on Pagans Paddock? Led by Mitchell?

Ackland was drinking by himself as he doesn't like crowds.

Lance wasn't drinking as to keep fit but was last seen at the KFC drive thru with his brother.

Austin, Hampson, Jamison were told that beer is a great way to put on weight and decided to start pre season early.

Murphy was drinking Baileys and milk to help his tonsilitis.

Kouta shouted the boys free garlic lamb souvlaki's. Lance had five.

Fev wasn't allowed out?

Carrots couldn't drink as he is on antibiotics for leather poisining as was Scotland.

Betts, Benji and Ando were last seen hitching a lift to go walkabout.

Hampson was taking speccies over everyone in the bar.

Setanta & Aisake were drinking Guiness by the bucket and were still sober.

Cloke was drinking one handed to strengthen his shoulder, his dad was shouting.

Gibbs & Blackwell weren't allowed in as they had no ID and noone would believe they were over 18.

Raso got injured in a dance contest and will be out for 20 weeks.

Jacko didn't spill a drink with his glove still on.

Waite kept reaching out and stealing beers whilst no one was looking.

Russell kept spilling his drinks.

Houlihan hung loose all day.

Bentick kept tripping over himself.

Bower looked drunk but was drinking lemonade.

Ratts told them all to hang on to their drinks for as long as possible before short passing to someone close by.

A couple of players from the eastern suburbs dropped in but were sent away when they were caught dealing. Michael Gardiner did the right thing and gave them a lift home.

Anyone who tanked had to skull!!!!!!!!!

Just what I heard.

Very good


Ps Kruezer was spotted with the Carlton boys toady!

Here's the proof.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOnNvAQO ... ed&search=

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Circumstance has no value. It is how one relates to a situation that has value. All true meaning resides in the personal relationship to a phenomenon, what it means to you.

Late info in from a very reliable source.

Walks entered the Karaoke but no one listened.

Young and Libba got into a fight under the table wearing sumo suits, last seen rolling down the street.

Jacobs got a crew cut from a ceiling fan but didn't notice.

G Smorgon dropped in but kept going for a leak.

Pratt dropped in with Kruezer to say hello and bought him the pub!!

Swannie and Strachnie were seen arguing over contracts.

Wayne Hughes was checking all the girls for their eligibility to be drafted
He said it was a PRIORITY?

Sticks joined Walks in the Karaoke, sang stand by your man.

Mitchell drank at the other end of the pub.

Wiggo broke his leg doing a forward swan dive off the bar and landing in a jug of beer, his misses gave him a 2.5 for difficulty and left.

Kennedy just stood there and was ignored all night.

Jake Edwards just kept going straight up to the bar and back all day.

Braddles announced he was coming coming out of retirement, was last seen jogging home.

An all in brawl developed when someone mentioned tanking.

TD was left to clean up all the mess.

Captaincy material??

Mad Monday rocks. I have drunk a lot today. The peg game is heaps better than the golf ball game. Beer tastes good. If you're in Canberra you should stay away from The Deck.

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The only way for some people to understand is for them to be on the receiving end

Left wing moralists
In self serving denial
They shit me no end

RIP Charlie Kirk (was/were)