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blueboy8
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darknavy wrote:
We'll never know as I assume that his medical records will be confidential.


Not if channel 7 get there hands on them
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blueboy8 wrote:
darknavy wrote:
We'll never know as I assume that his medical records will be confidential.


Not if channel 7 get there hands on them


I can see Howard now... "We shouldn't be focusing on the use of stolen confidential records... we should be focussing on how tonsilitis has found its way into our great game...."
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FROM : Greg Swann

TO : Brett Ratten

Dear Brett,

Well done on that tank on Sunday. Especially liked the 'Waite had a bad case of hayfever' line. Loved the look on the fat barstard Dimitrispew's face, he can shove that priority pick up his butt-hole.

Regards
Greg

PS - by the way, don't tell anyone about the tanking business, ok!
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AGRO wrote:
darknavy wrote:
We'll never know as I assume that his medical records will be confidential.



Throw in a few "sancrosancts" a couple of "abhorents" and I think you will see "Demetrispew's" blood pressure rise - hopefully he will blow a blood vessel. :twisted:
Just tune in to 7 news tonight ...

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I'll know we are tanking when someone comes down with a mystery STD from sitting on a toilet seat.

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This is flowering hilarious :lol:

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Can't work out if this is fair dinkum or not.

I think I better go and lie down for a while before I lose it totally!!










......................... C'mon ..... is it for real or not?? :?

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I had my tonsils out at 19.
There are better ways to spend a week.

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Navy Blue Horse wrote:
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The conversation went like this:

Ratten: "Marc, you know against Essendon* when Cain palmed it down your throat and you ran into goal?"

Murphy: "Yep"

Ratten: "It was a fluke. We need Kreuzer. You have tonsilitis"




I'm not easily amused, but I just have to say........ that is GOLD!! :-D
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(Murphy Out – Tonsillitis)
We have it all wrong, its not Tonsillitis its Cowshititis. :lol: :lol:
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For our sake, and to cover our ass, I hope that there's medical records and 2nd opinions from outside doctors in order to make sure that we are not just making up illnesses, not that we are but the AFL are a bunch of prigs who will hang their hat on anything in order to keep up their false pretences.

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Not Playing Rnd 22: Fevola, Fisher, Murphy, Stevens just to name a few.

At least we should be pretty safe if it comes down to a kick after the siren! 8)

What number will we give Kruezer? :lol:
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Tonsillitis can be quite debilitating, especially when fever sets in.
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Not Playing Rnd 22: Fevola, Fisher, Murphy, Stevens just to name a few.

At least we should be pretty safe if it comes down to a kick after the siren! 8)

What number will we give Kruezer? :lol:


No. 8

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CarltonClem wrote:
4everBlue wrote:
Not Playing Rnd 22: Fevola, Fisher, Murphy, Stevens just to name a few.

At least we should be pretty safe if it comes down to a kick after the siren! 8)

What number will we give Kruezer? :lol:


No. 8


Give that to young Blackers if he's still around next year

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Apparently Houlihan just broke a fingernail and is in doubt.
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Dominator_7 wrote:
CarltonClem wrote:
4everBlue wrote:
Not Playing Rnd 22: Fevola, Fisher, Murphy, Stevens just to name a few.

At least we should be pretty safe if it comes down to a kick after the siren! 8)

What number will we give Kruezer? :lol:


No. 8


Give that to young Blackers if he's still around next year


8, 9, 10, 11, 12. It will be good to be so spoilt for choices.
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CarltonClem
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Apparently Houlihan just broke a fingernail and is in doubt.


On a comb?

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Apparently Houlihan just broke a fingernail and is in doubt.


What a spew ..... he just had his nails done as well
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9 to kruezer

10 to palmer

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