A Small Victory.

A hierarchy
Spread out on the nightstand
The spirit of team
Salvation is another chance
A sore loser
Yelling with my mouth shut
A cracking portrait
The fondling of trophies
The null of losing
Can you afford that luxury?
A sore winner
But I'll just keep my mouth shut
It shouldn't bother me
But it does
The small victories
The tankers and draft concessions
They keep me thinking
That someday
I might beat you
But I'll just keep my mouth shut
The little nothings
It shouldn't bother me
But it does
IF I SPEAK AT ONE CONSTANT VOLUME AT ONE CONSTANT PITCH
AT ONE CONSTANT RHYTHM RIGHT INTO YOUR EAR, YOU STILL WONT HEAR
Demetriou still won't hear
Demetriou still won't hear
Demetriou still won't hear
Demetriou still won't hear
Demetriou still won't hear
Demetriou still won't hear

Everyone's a Winner - Hot Chocolate

Never could believe the penalties you gave to me,
Never could believe the way you are.
Every day I curse that black day before the draft,
'Cause Dimitriou, who the f**k do you think you are?

Everyone's a winner, baby, that's the truth (yes, the truth)
Tanking games for you is such a thrill.
Everyone's a winner, baby, that's no lie (yes, no lie)
The priority pick will satisfy (satisfy)

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NOW YOU'RE JUST SOME CLUB THAT I USED TO KNOW.

Howz this for Celine Dion!!!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZg

You shook me all night loooooooOOOOng!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think that would guarantee a loss if the boys had to watch that.

I originally thought something by REM...

Everybody Hurts

but barracking for a Carlton loss is more akin to...

Losing My Religion

This ridiculous state of affairs is because...

The Lunatics (of the AFL) have taken over the Asylum

It truly is a...

Mad World

Maybe the cure is The Cure, one more priority draft pick is...

Never Enough

Dido can help us by raising the...

White Flag

Probably the final word belongs to Faith No More...

King for a Day, Fool for a Lifetime

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Carlton - Nothing's changed
I still love you, oh, I still love you
Only slightly, only slightly less
Than I used to, my love

anything by bucks fizz should do the trick

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NG
S M C , S F L

M. Ward - Poison Cup

One
One
One
One or two won't do
Cos I want it all

And a sip
A sip
A sip or a spoonful won't do
No, I want it all

And I hope
I hope
Hope you know what I'm thinking of
I want all of your love
I need all of your love

She said "If love
If Love
Is a posion cup
Then drink it up"

"Cos a sip
A sip
Or a spoonful won't do
Won't do nothing for you
Except mess you up"

And I hope
I hope
Hope you know what this means
I'm gonna give you everything
I'm gonna give you everything

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29 different attributes,
And only 7 that you like;
20 ways to see the world,
Or 20 ways to start a fight.

To quote the great poets Bjorn and Benny:

"I feel like I win when I lose"

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"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." - Gene Hill

Spewy you're a mongrel, I big tool
We think you should quit, cos you just spew too much shit
You have Blue Blood on your face
For that disgrace
Once again up-top the ladder will be our rightful place

We will we will stick it up you!
We will we will stick it up you!

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The problem will be made. for the solution to be sold, to your face before your eyes, tolerance is now the new danger

The end.. (doors)

thankfully!

Rich

Nessun dorma! Nessun dorma!
Tu pure, o, Principessa,
nella tua fredda stanza,
guardi le stelle
che fremono d'amore
e di speranza.

Ma il mio mistero e chiuso in me,
il nome mio nessun sapra!
No, no, sulla tua bocca lo diro
quando la luce splendera!

Ed il mio bacio sciogliera il silenzio
che ti fa mia!

(Il nome suo nessun sapra!...
e noi dovrem, ahime, morir!)

Dilegua, o notte!
Tramontate, stelle!
Tramontate, stelle!
All'alba vincero!
vincero, vincero!


ENGLISH
None must sleep! None must sleep!
And you, too, Princess,
in your cold room,
gaze at the stars
which tremble with love
and hope!

But my mystery is locked within me,
no-one shall know my name!
No, no, I shall say it as my mouth
meets yours when the dawn is breaking!

And my kiss will break the silence
which makes you mine!

(No-one shall know his name,
and we, alas, shall die!)

Vanish, o night!
Fade, stars!
At dawn I shall win

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“It is a state of mind, a system of belief, a way of seeing the world, a deep faith that, because you are Carlton, you belong to something great.” - Mike Fitzpatrick articulating what Out of the Blue means.

gold mate!

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thats pretty bad-ass!

"They say the darkest hour is right before dawn"-Meet me in the morning.Bob Dylan

Kreuzer aaararrrr, Saviour of the Universe!!

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Mjonc signing off at 8888

Gold mjonc, gold.

How about a bit of ABBA: "The Winner takes it all"

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Cheerio to my friends KN, BC, TT, GP, DK, AE, MS, SC, TC, JL, MO & LF

We could get the Police to do a version of "Can't Stand Losing You" and dedicate it to Kreuzer.

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If you'd given me the choice of going out and beating four men and smashing a goal in from thirty yards against Liverpool
or going to bed with Miss World, it would have been a difficult choice. Luckily, I had both. - George Best

"You Think You're a Man" Divine lol

They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight
Missing goals, not kicking straight
Up the wings and back again
Tankers and their friends

Walker - he can't kick for shit
Bentick - never first to it
Fisher - injured for the game
Fevvie - we hope he's the same
Eddie - put him in the ruck
Murphy - drop 'cause he don't suck
Banno - plays for his career
Ratten - it's a win he fears

They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight
Missing goals, not kicking straight
Up the wings and back again
Tankers and their friends



Our next story is called Carlton and the messed up AFL. Can Carlton finally get their priority pick from the mean men of the AFL? They'll need help from their new friend Melbourne first.

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Cer 'ch 'n alluog Blues

Gold mate pure GOLD

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Lawrence Lawrence, The man who knows all the rackets and all the racketeers!

Very clever Halford. Top points. I like your idea of Eddie in the ruck. That would be a funny sight.

At the end of the day and this year- i hope we never have to witness home and away match like 2002-07 for the navy blues ever again.