I see the Club's taken the Injury list off the homepage..

I've been privy to a draft of the list which should be going up sometime tomorrow.

Apart from the ones we know about, (Fev, Thornton etc) there's some new additions...

Heath Scotland - infected pimple - 1 week
Andrew Carazzo - leather poisoning - 1 week
Kade Simpson - Hysterectomy - 1 week
Setanta o'Hailpin - feeling a little green - 1 week
Cain Ackland - High Anxiety - 1 week

Any other additions to the injury list I may not be aware of??

Rich

Denis Pagan - back rash (from being pissed on and told it's raining)

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Andrew Walker's out - runny nose - 1 week...

andrew walker: lost car keys on tuesday, has not been able to find them. no team-mates willing to give him a lift to the match, and sunday's scaled down public transport timetable means he could be waiting anywhere between one hour and two for a bus. he has also lost his concession card.

jordan russell: forgot to do this weeks washing.

marc murphy: woke up at someone elses house. doesnt know where he is or how to best get to the ground.

bryce gibbs: emergency call back to adelaide. all myer stores in SA are having a one day only sale.

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what ...no chipped fingernail ?

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I think Campo is out with a chip on his shoulder...

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I think Jordan Russell has his period this week.

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Maybe we should be worrying more about Melbourne's 'injury list'?

You've got the Ackland one wrong, it should read...

Cain Ackland - General incompetence - Test

I think he will play.

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8 Lance Whitnall - won the Name It Burger competition and has to claim the prize by close-of-business Sunday ..
9 Jason Saddington - personal superstition prevents him from playing more than 6 games in a row
15 David Teague - horse flu (10 weeks)
20 Clint Benjamin - grounded (4 weeks)
21 Mark Austin - stubbed toe (2 weeks)
39 Sam Jacobs - shaving rash (test)

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The reason why they have taken the unjury list off the homepage is because all of the injured players are expected to play this week. I believe that Ratten has said that he wants to test the stamina and commitment of our players under duress. I think he was quoted saying something like "Even if all they do is stand on the ground for 4 quarters and not move an inch, I want to see the courage of our players. It will serve us well as we move forward."

Doing this will also give Kouta a chance to come out of retirement for one last time. He will just run around the ground accepting a standing ovation all game.

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Joe Anderson Hamstring Available
Ryan Houlihan Ill Available
Matthew Lappin Back Available
Lance Whitnall Knee To be assessed

Cameron Cloke Shoulder Season
Jake Edwards Ankle Season
Brendan Fevola Groin/Shoulder Season
Brad Fisher Knee Season
Aisake O’hAilpin Groin Season
Anthony Raso Groin Season
Nick Stevens Neck Season
Bret Thornton Ankle Season
Anthony Koutoufides Hip Retired

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Ackland out: suffers claustrophobia at the mcg....

Waite out: read an article about the horse flu....

Scotland out : future detection of a misdemeanor in a chess club.

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Just hope this is right, now!!

Sounds like some .. no, I won't put that in writing

But that will allow the tankers to have their glory in the sun

[heheh .. I still love the idea of the scoreline reading

CAR 0.24 24
Rushed 24
Possies - 175: Beno 26, Walks 20, Carrots 18, Scottie 16, Red 11
HO - 4: Hampson 2; Ackland 1; Carlos 1

MEL 0.36 36
Rushed 36
Possies - 214: etc etc etc]

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[Sam Jacobs] looks like a 7' Lance Whitnall, and [Mitch Robinson] looks like a 4' Lance Whitnall
(The SEN team during the Carlton v Cats 2009 pre-season match)