I heard Greg Swann is on Footy classified tonight...

Can any one confirm this?

If it’s true, it will be sweet to see him make fools out of Lyon, Caro, Carey and the other gossip queen!

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"Dont count the games, make the games count"

That means there will be a Swann, Duck, Lyon and Wildebeest on the show. Hope Andy Mackay is standing by.

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THEY LIKE TO SEND UP!!!!!!!!

Until each team plays each other the same number of times, the AFL, as a fair dinkum competition, cannot be taken seriously.

He (Mr Swann) said the honour and pride associated with the club's traditional navy blue jumper was priceless.

They're going to ask him the hard questions:

Hutchison:
"So Swanny, can I get you a cup of coffee and a bikkie?"

Swann:
"Er... no tanks, Hutchy.

Hutchison:
"Are you sure?"

Swann:
"Didn't you hear me? I said, no tanks."

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NOW YOU'RE JUST SOME CLUB THAT I USED TO KNOW.

Carey: Why did you get rid of the best coach in the competition instead of sacking your entire playing list?

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Mjonc signing off at 8888

Swann: "More to the point, why do you keep defending a guy who you showed no respect to as coach when you ripped apart the fabric of the team by rooting your vice-captain's wife in a toilet?"

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NOW YOU'RE JUST SOME CLUB THAT I USED TO KNOW.

Et tu George.

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"Hence you will not say that Greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like Greeks"?

Winston Churchill

Carey: I've moved on from that. Anyway, if I hadn't rooted Kelli Stevens, North wouldn't have been able to get Daniel Wells in the draft. In effect, I am directly responsible for the recruitment of one of the most exciting young players in Australia.

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I support Carlton, Fulham and I'm an accountant - my mate calls me a 3 time loser.

Ziiiing!

Thats our Wayne!

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Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Swann: "Fair enough, but you have to admit that Wells has been very inconsistent with his form being up and down, not unlike your form in the toilet."

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NOW YOU'RE JUST SOME CLUB THAT I USED TO KNOW.

That's one of the best quips I've read on here for a long time

LOL George! HILARIOUS!

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"A good composer does not initiate. He steals."

- Igor Stravinsky

On 'On The Couch' Mike Sheahan said they asked Greg Swann to come on tonight's show three times but he refused each request. So it will be a bit odd if Swann turns up on 'Footy Classified'.

Wayne Carey......The toilet duck.....appearing in a toilet near you!

Well he appeared in the Steven's toilet anyway.

Now that that thought is entrenched in my head I'm not letting my wife in the loo unless that blasted toilet duck is safely locked up in the laundry cupboard.

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"The Ox is Slow but the Earth is Patient" and don't forget it!

CONFIRMED SWANNY WILL BE ON!

Swann was on but he didn't say anything new.

Love it.

George and Womak

The official Carlton jesters.


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Did anyone else pick up on the last exchange between Steve Harris (Melbourne CEO) and Caro? It centred around facts on stories journos run with and whether journos run with stories that they know may not be 100% correct. Caro had reported Michael Voss had met with Chris Fagan of Melbourne - Harris stated this was incorrect. Caro then responded that she had been told by one of the parties (either Fagan or Voss) that a meeting took place. She didn't disclose who told her, but my suspicion was it was Voss. Could it be that Voss was talking up his own book? Could he have lied about a meeting with Melbourne? Could he have had something to do with the origins of the Voss to Carlton rumour?

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I love spinach

Voss met with Harris not Fagan.....semantics....

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"When you have the attitude of a champion, you see adversity as your
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- Conor Gillen

Voss spoke to harris. Knowing how incompetent they are, it was probably a 1min chat on the phone the day after he met carlton. Really do you expect Voss to know the difference between Harris and Fagan. most dees fans wouldn't.

Harris is a pretend CEO

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T E A M

You havn't mentioned the "ZINGER"

Melb CEO asked Caro,

would you rather have an exclusive and have 80% of the story correct or be second and have 100% of the story correct?!

Caro answered (to her credit honestly after being obviously taken aback)
"I'ld rather have the exclusive and have 90% (yeah like the 5ages matter) correct"


You know, if you only have 10% sh!t in a salad sandwich...it's still a sh!t sandwich

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“Every single element of the Club has to be the best in the league, meticulously and methodically, and only by doing this will we be elite and challenge for number 17.”
Greg Lee