chelodina wrote:
The Carlton Showbag
For only $300 you get
1. A fevola action doll- pull the cord and he says obscenities and before you know it you are 100m away from where you started.
2. Diet pills- These are personally nedorsed by the captain.
3. 5 tubes of pringles- clinical trials have shown that the diet pills make you hungry.
4. Pagan's guide to coaching. Each page contains the personal gameday doodling from the coach. Some of the etchings include 'Wayne Carey in a love heart', 'Wayne Carey and Denis riding off into the sunset' and his personal favourite; 'Lazyboy Moneybags'- This clearly depicts Denis in the future relaxing on the couch, watching the football on TV with piles of $100 bills beside him.
5. A copy of the blank cheques signed by Dick Pratt to a. Paul Roos b. Leigh Matthews c. Michael Voss d. Chris Judd e. Chris Judd f. Chris Judd (note. e-f cheques are from Visy, NOT Carlton football club)
6. A limited edition 2008 membership card. Entry into the ground guarantees a victory. (note: card can only be used in February and early March).
Nice... we should also note the doll can move its hands so they rest behind its head when it is not being played with, in addition to being able to remove its own socks and boots.