Tex:"Jason, you should use Sards or Nappisan to give you whiter whites"

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Ecclesiastes 1:4, "One generation passes away, and another generation comes: but The Blues abide forever."

with this post, I think we have reached the zenith in Australian literature !

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S M C , S F L

Thanks. It's a fair dinkum ridgey-didge ode to Bon Scott and the boys.

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NOW YOU'RE JUST SOME CLUB THAT I USED TO KNOW.

Tex: "If an Aker is a zit I think this one is just about to pop... the pus is already coming out of his head..."

Hold perfectly still whilst I remove that ugly growth from your neck.

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!@#$ off Essendon**** Just !@#$ right off. SCUM.

Remember me....?

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"Two roads diverged in a wood,
and I,
I took the one less travelled by,
and that has made all the difference."

Robert Frost

"You feel that sting, big boy, huh? That's pride flower' with you! You gotta fight through that shit!"

or

"Don't worry, you're twice the woman Dale Thomas will ever be!"

"You look a bit like that Aker bloke, now he could play."

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"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds." - Frank Zappa

"Alright, alright, here's my lunch money...and my graphics calculator."

"Somebody messes with me.....I'm going to mess with him" (Robert De Niro and taken from the movie, The Untouchables)

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For some silly reason, you people want to assassinate him, and it's just rubbish. You people. All of you, ALL of you!

"You've got a spot of something on your neck there. Now hold still and don't worry if you start feeling dizzy."

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29 different attributes,
And only 7 that you like;
20 ways to see the world,
Or 20 ways to start a fight.

"do a handstand now bitch"

He who hesitates...

"GODDAMNIT! SOMEONE FROZE THE @#$%&! CADBURY TOP DECK, ITS NOT BREAKING OFF!!!"

Let's do the Hokey Pokey, Acker

You put your head in .. you put your ...


PS - Where do I recognise that av from, kwtf?!

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[Sam Jacobs] looks like a 7' Lance Whitnall, and [Mitch Robinson] looks like a 4' Lance Whitnall
(The SEN team during the Carlton v Cats 2009 pre-season match)

Dammit, I thought planting these bulbs in winter would be easier than this!

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

"So you're Winfield Blue from TC!,I don't read papers or forums but Scottm told me about your alter ego!"

We have a winner!

Class!

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

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