This photo was in Geoff Mclure excellent column (he's a blues fan!) and the paragraph below had the quote from Mick "soon to be sacked" Malthouse.http://www.theage.com.au/news/Geoff-McClure/Sporting-Life/2005/05/17/1116095960257.html
So all TC users please respond considering the Pies are the ones destined for the wooden spoon!(fingers crossed).

"Who do we have here?, the offspring of Dustin Fletcher and James Hird!"

And now presenting the joint winners of the 2005 wooden spoon...Collingwood and Essendon*!!!!!!!!!!

_________________
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Little boy "Mick, lets have a dress rehearsal of what Eddie will do if you coach Collingwood to last position and win the wooden spoon this year"

Mick "Yes, and what would that be"

Little boy "Bend over and drop your daks, by the way, spoon end goes in first"

Mick "while you are there can you find Buckley's watch"

Mr Malthouse.......... if I hit you in the NUTS with this spoon, Will you and Eddie stop trying to poach players from other clubs??

"Mr Malthouse, I present you with this spoon, which my Grandmother uses to make her pasta sauce with. I thought Collingwood might need something with a hint of talent."

Muuuummyyyy..........

it's the man from the parrrk........it's
happening agaaaain...........!


kindest regards tommi

_________________
that'siti'mnotchangingthistagain......!

"We may get the spoon kid, but you're still a filthy ginger with Gilly ears. And you support Essendon*"

_________________
The only way for some people to understand is for them to be on the receiving end

Left wing moralists
In self serving denial
They shit me no end

This spoons for stirring
And thats what I'm doing
With every loss, Eddie keeps spewing
He backs you in public & says you're the coach
But secretly he thinks you're a dope

This spoon is a tool to spur you to great heights
I'm now starting to think about Christie as a dyke

Off the topic my mind is now wandering

Oh, I've forgotton my rhyme

Here's the spoon Mick
Stick it up your arse

Hey Heava...........

harsh............but fair mate...........!


kindest regards tommi

_________________
that'siti'mnotchangingthistagain......!

Mick: Jeezus, you look like Darren Bewick but uglier, and that's a bit of an achievment....

_________________
And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Kid: I was going to give this wooden spoon to you, but after watching us play...

_________________
Cer 'ch 'n alluog Blues

Malthouse: "You're dealing with the wrong 'Michael' if you're looking to be abused with that wooden spoon, kid. (And get a footy jumper that's not 10 years out of date.)"

_________________

************************************************************
NOW YOU'RE JUST SOME CLUB THAT I USED TO KNOW.

Hey kiddo - where are you going with my priority pick?

_________________
Ecclesiastes 1:4, "One generation passes away, and another generation comes: but The Blues abide forever."

"Ummmm....Mr Malthouse.....ummm...is it true that nearly every coach that's umm, got the wooden spoon over the last ummmm 10 years has been un-employed the year after?? Is that true?...."

!!!News Flash!!!
Essendons new Recruit 'Harry Potter' has been approached by Collingwood, just like every other player.

Sorry kid, it doesn't matter that you were fathered by Shane Kerrison and the guy from Mad magazine.... we only draft Clokes and Shaws!

_________________
Patrick Smith - Just another reason to HATE Essendon*!

But what if he was a Shaw/Cloke hybrid? My God...

*Jimmae's phone starts ringing*