Ponkstar wrote:
I have been trying to come up with the perfect word to describe Matthew Lloyd but there are so many candidates. The one word that keeps coming back to me is "bitch".
He tries to act all tough but he does it when the umpires aren't looking and usually when the player has his back turned. A number of times Carlos was shaping up to him and Lloyd dropped bricks and when Carlos turned away Lloyd started to niggle him back.
SO many times Lloyd got beaten at the contest, so he started appealing for free kicks and when that got him nowehere he started cheating. He got at least 2-3 goals simply from duping the morons who were supposed to be umpiring.
In fact I am surprised there were no behind play bitch-slaps and "tummy tickles" from the gutless wonder. He usually resorts to that sort of tactic when Thornton plays on him. I guess Setanta REALLY scared him....
Oh, by the way.....I can't stand the prick.
Loving this thread... but especially this post
(FYI.... in my mind their terrible kicking at goal was karma for the terrible umpiring... probably evened things out)
Lloyd got 5 of the softest, shittest, most stephen milne-y hanging in the goalsquare goals in history.
Lloyd was absolutely smashed in the contests by Santy, and was made to look positively shit in the last quarter where Santy creamed him.
And then the worm has the gaul to get in Santy's face to brag about getting a cheap kick over the top.
Lloyd's 5 goals came because he's a pure forward and knows how to get a cheap goal. Santy's still learning the tricks, but had him absolutely paralysed in the contests.
Campbell Brown should have finished the job a few years back.
Which ever coach (Barassi? Nicholls?) only have his old man 20 odd games for Carlton should be inducted twice as a legend of the club.... we might not have drafted Fevola if Lloyd was on the list
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