Minutes of the Meeting

Smorgan- Well this situation is not good two spoons is unacceptable. Stephen and Adrian have conducted a review and they are going to make their recommendations over to you Stephen

Sticks – after great deliberation we have decided that Trout and Libba must go

Pagan- If they go I’m not staying

Smog- Well you know we cant afford to replace you

Pagan- don’t care if they go I go

Sticks – If they stay we go

Adrian – hang on speak for yourself I just got here

Smogs – Sticks you cant go

Pagan- why cant he go

Smogs – because he goes I go

Lee- Really

Loraine- Is the number 5 available next year

Smogs- Loraine just put the kettle on will you Love we will get to that later

Mitch- I’ll do the job

Smogs- Who are you

Sticks – Good god Smogs he is the assistant coach and coach of the Bullants

Smogs – Who are the Bullants

Loraine- Is the number 5 available at the Bullants then

Smogs- Ok Den what’s your plan then if you want to keep Trout and Libba

Pagan- Plan what’s that.

Sticks – Hang on I just said if they stay we go

Adrian – Speak for yourself

Pagan- If they go I go and you cant afford to pay me

Sticks- Yes I can Fraser has the money

Smog- Who

Sticks- Fraser Brown said he will pay out Den if Mitch is appointed

Smogs- Who

Sticks – Barry Mitchell the coach of the Bullants

Smogs- Who

Loraine- Is the number 5 available at the Bullants

Smogs- Loraine have you made that cup of tea yet



And so it continued long into the night then finally

Pagan - so what’s your decision then.

Smorgs – There is no decision

Sticks – so what do we tell the press

Smorgs- Who

Pagan– The media that crowd hanging out the front

Fitz – Oh is the media here I better brush my hair and tidy up a bit

Smorgs- OK the decision is we are not making a decision until the review panel has reached a decision upon which time we will further discuss that decision and make a decision on it

Sticks – sounds good

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Great work SB...scary thing though is it probably isn't too far off the mark

lol.

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Not bad for a Syddey wanker....

Finally a smile comes to my face...nice one.

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Bring back the laurel wreath logo!!!

Pretty funny Syd, but I can assure you Mike would have shot someone if those were the minutes.

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20 ways to see the world,
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Which one said..."Now stay here and make sure he doesn't leave"

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whats this Syddey buisness I can tolerate wanker but Syddey

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They will create an Emergency to change the Laws

lol lol

Hang on ... I'm beginning to think these weren't the real minutes ... Hey!

Funny thing is I can imagine Smorgo continually asking 'who'?

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gold!!!

Finally, we have a source from TC inside the CFC boardroom.

What a pisser!!!

I can see the footy show running with a skit like that. Send into Sam's mail bag.

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The final insult.

BTW, piss funny SB, some of your best work

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effing brilliant!


PS> is the No 5 available at the Bullants!?!??!

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very funny...Nice work!

The best thing I have read re: this whole mess in a long time. Love the reference to Smogs!

Great work Syddy

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absolute gold