Assistant coaches - (IN: Hamill, Clarke and Hansen)

bluehammer · **Posted:** Mon Mar 24, 2025 9:32 pm

SurreyBlue wrote:

bluehammer wrote:

Just get Lloyd and Bartel. Nailed it.

Agree Bartel not so sure about another Lloyd.

The biggest problem is, the media can see it, we can see it wtf are our coaches seeing?

A ruck hole that can only be filled by our best inside mid of the past 30 years

Braithy · **Joined:** Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:42 pm **Posts:** 6859

SurreyBlue wrote:

bluehammer wrote:

Just get Lloyd and Bartel. Nailed it.

Agree Bartel not so sure about another Lloyd.

The biggest problem is, the media can see it, we can see it wtf are our coaches seeing?

I’m at the point where I think they’re so stubborn, they’d rather die on their sword, than evolve.

Braithy · **Joined:** Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:42 pm **Posts:** 6859

Bcos nobody could be this stupid. Could they?

SurreyBlue · **Joined:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:32 am **Posts:** 10461

Braithy wrote:

SurreyBlue wrote:

bluehammer wrote:

Just get Lloyd and Bartel. Nailed it.

Agree Bartel not so sure about another Lloyd.

The biggest problem is, the media can see it, we can see it wtf are our coaches seeing?

I’m at the point where I think they’re so stubborn, they’d rather die on their sword, than evolve.

This has crossed my mind over the past 2 weeks. :confused:

Crusader · **Posted:** Tue Mar 25, 2025 10:52 am

The checklist tells them they’re doing great.

AFL Level 4 accredited. None finer.

GreatEx · **Posted:** Fri Mar 28, 2025 9:28 pm

Second halves this season: 8 goals for, 24 goals against

Hope this new fitness guy has us on a continual upward slope because we are absolutely @#$%&! useless at playing 3 quarters, let alone 4.

Heavs · **Posted:** Fri Mar 28, 2025 9:30 pm

What does that red beard chin dude on the bench do?

GWS · **Posted:** Fri Mar 28, 2025 9:35 pm

Heavs wrote:

What does that red beard chin dude on the bench do?

We’ll derr…

He strokes his beard.

Blue4ever · **Posted:** Fri Mar 28, 2025 9:38 pm

GreatEx wrote:

Second halves this season: 8 goals for, 24 goals against

Hope this new fitness guy has us on a continual upward slope because we are absolutely @#$%&! useless at playing 3 quarters, let alone 4.

Damning stat, clubs now know that we will eventually succumb to ongoing pressure.

Heavs · **Posted:** Fri Mar 28, 2025 9:44 pm

Blue4ever wrote:

GreatEx wrote:

Second halves this season: 8 goals for, 24 goals against

Hope this new fitness guy has us on a continual upward slope because we are absolutely @#$%&! useless at playing 3 quarters, let alone 4.

Damning stat, clubs now know that we will eventually succumb to ongoing pressure.

I mean, I know assistant coaches ONLY get paid slave wages of circa 180k now. So why not bring in a tactical geek who (shocked voice) has never actually played the game but understands trends and data and stats and shit. I don't mean AFL level. I mean some skinny cauliflower who never played past u12 but loves the sport. @#$%&!, there are dudes online who would probably do it for free nuggies and big m from the cafeteria. We just look so dumb. Everyone knows Voss is the rah rah figurehead -why aren't we raging at the 'brains' of the operation

Bluey44 · **Posted:** Fri Mar 28, 2025 9:44 pm

GreatEx wrote:

Second halves this season: 8 goals for, 24 goals against

Hope this new fitness guy has us on a continual upward slope because we are absolutely @#$%&! useless at playing 3 quarters, let alone 4.

I think the fitness guy is injured.
So the conditioning program is on pause for 1 to 2 weeks

Braithy · **Joined:** Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:42 pm **Posts:** 6859

The rah rah figurehead

Hahaha

Bluey44 · **Posted:** Fri Mar 28, 2025 9:46 pm

GWS wrote:

Heavs wrote:

What does that red beard chin dude on the bench do?

We’ll derr…

He strokes his beard.

Fair dinkum
This club is going nowhere until we can recruit a half decent beard stroker who knows what he is doing.

Get Bruce Doull on the selection panel
Run a proper process

camel · **Posted:** Tue Apr 01, 2025 3:55 pm

Heavs wrote:

What does that red beard chin dude on the bench do?

https://www.carltonfc.com.au/news/1049523/aaron-greaves

I saw him chat at a corporate lunch at home game at Marvel a few years back. He looked like a kid who had been made to wash his mouth out with soap and then told to front up to the adults and apologise.

Of course, I have no doubt he would be much more inspiring and engaging doing his actual job, than he was engaging with the people who indirectly pay his bills. /s

bondiblue · **Posted:** Thu Apr 03, 2025 12:19 pm

camel wrote:

Heavs wrote:

What does that red beard chin dude on the bench do?

https://www.carltonfc.com.au/news/1049523/aaron-greaves

I saw him chat at a corporate lunch at home game at Marvel a few years back. He looked like a kid who had been made to wash his mouth out with soap and then told to front up to the adults and apologise.

Of course, I have no doubt he would be much more inspiring and engaging doing his actual job, than he was engaging with the people who indirectly pay his bills. /s

Who is he?
What is his role?
He was walking Smith off the ground when he did his ACL in the praccy.
He's obviously in the ear of the players.

jezzarules · **Joined:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:09 pm **Posts:** 5814

bondiblue wrote:

camel wrote:

Heavs wrote:

What does that red beard chin dude on the bench do?

https://www.carltonfc.com.au/news/1049523/aaron-greaves

I saw him chat at a corporate lunch at home game at Marvel a few years back. He looked like a kid who had been made to wash his mouth out with soap and then told to front up to the adults and apologise.

Of course, I have no doubt he would be much more inspiring and engaging doing his actual job, than he was engaging with the people who indirectly pay his bills. /s

Who is he?
What is his role?
He was walking Smith off the ground when he did his ACL in the praccy.
He's obviously in the ear of the players.

development of the coaching group, inclusive of meetings, training and in the coaches box, with the objective to instil a performance plan for each assistant and development coach.

bondiblue · **Posted:** Thu Apr 03, 2025 12:38 pm

jezzarules wrote:

bondiblue wrote:

camel wrote:

Heavs wrote:

What does that red beard chin dude on the bench do?

https://www.carltonfc.com.au/news/1049523/aaron-greaves

I saw him chat at a corporate lunch at home game at Marvel a few years back. He looked like a kid who had been made to wash his mouth out with soap and then told to front up to the adults and apologise.

Of course, I have no doubt he would be much more inspiring and engaging doing his actual job, than he was engaging with the people who indirectly pay his bills. /s

Who is he?
What is his role?
He was walking Smith off the ground when he did his ACL in the praccy.
He's obviously in the ear of the players.

Thanks jezza

Name?
development of the coaching group, inclusive of meetings, training and in the coaches box, with the objective to instil a performance plan for each assistant and development coach.

bluegirl72 · **Joined:** Sat May 23, 2009 8:30 pm **Posts:** 23911

Well, it's working great!
My favorite line coach is J.Russell. Our forward superstar from a past era.
How could we go wrong. :smoking:

jezzarules · **Joined:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:09 pm **Posts:** 5814

bondiblue wrote:

jezzarules wrote:

bondiblue wrote:

camel wrote:

Heavs wrote:

What does that red beard chin dude on the bench do?

https://www.carltonfc.com.au/news/1049523/aaron-greaves

I saw him chat at a corporate lunch at home game at Marvel a few years back. He looked like a kid who had been made to wash his mouth out with soap and then told to front up to the adults and apologise.

Of course, I have no doubt he would be much more inspiring and engaging doing his actual job, than he was engaging with the people who indirectly pay his bills. /s

Who is he?
What is his role?
He was walking Smith off the ground when he did his ACL in the praccy.
He's obviously in the ear of the players.

Thanks jezza

Name?
development of the coaching group, inclusive of meetings, training and in the coaches box, with the objective to instil a performance plan for each assistant and development coach.

Aaron Greaves

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