Thank @#$%&! I live in Sydney and am one of only 4 who doesn't take the WFH option on Mon & Fri. One of the 4 is a mad Swans fan, but it's not the same as in Victoria.

Austin rated Jagga number one in the draft. flower
he must be some player to be rated higher than Lalor.

Maxwell and Blight
Plucked from the WAfL for a bag of chips
McGovern recruited for a 5 star meal
Haynes who is 33
Combine that with a coach who is clueless
This is what you get
The frustrating part is the problems are so obvious but nothing changes

Is it really all Voss fault and Austin's fault?

When do you ever hear anyone challenge Brad Lloyd?

Where is the ruthlessness and desire in our footy club?

Lose to brissy comprehensively in round 1 of finals after nearly missing completely and everyone at PP is ready to circle jerk and self fellate and trade away picks

Lloyd shoukd be under the microscope but old mate from Geelong apparently is happy with everything

Wright is the one we need to light a fire under all their sphincters. I hope he isn't already in retirement mode or ready to run away after all the dk pics and Fawlty towers incompetence from the footy dept

Who is on our match selection committee btw? Because they should be named and shamed too. Picking Walsh was extreme hubris .

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The only way for some people to understand is for them to be on the receiving end

Left wing moralists
In self serving denial
They shit me no end

Well it's Austin, so he'll probably be about as good as Kane Lucas

Mackay back to his old Foes- Can't kick Straight... has to kick it like a little Girl with a Snap from 20m out for him to Score!

Kemp is not a forward- Cant kick Either!


Silvagni played 5 minutes forwrd and he looked so natural and so Capable. Take Kemp back and swap him with SOS. Get Haynes the hell out of the team!

For Sale.
One 2025 Captain's Club Carlton Membership.
Hardly used. Going cheap.

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Our tradition demands success!

That goes down as one of the most putrescent efforts from both the coaching group (clueless) and playing group I’ve ever seen.

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"Hence you will not say that Greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like Greeks"?

Winston Churchill

Slipping over, spoiling each other, missing easy handballs by 2m, bombing blindly to outnumbered team mates, missing simple set shots.

Comical really.

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"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds." - Frank Zappa

I'm only half joking but I'd do a Capuano with docherty and cut him. Not that I'm the Oracle but did say he should have called it after last knee reco

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4 preseason Voss has had and hasn’t improved it at all to me it is a good
sign you can’t coach

Pros

First quarter

Cons

Embatassment

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Everyone looks good in Navy Blue

Yep its "only" round 1 and all that, but FFS Carlton Football Club, THAT was inexcusable. Why on earth should I and 100,000 plus others put our hard earned into this club to be "members", when its clear the team, the club, the board etc are NOT united to execute simple winning results. Especially when u r playing a bunch of kids in a very, very, very mediocre team? Yep I'm ffing angry. Don't even think about, saying me and a million others are overreacting. This rubbish has been happening for 30 ffing years... Yep thats the last time we won a premiership... I love this club but FFS you make it hard to continue to do so...

In all honesty - I cannot find any positives from that game, except, its over.

We have the Hawks next week Yeah?

We play anything remotely like that, and they will smash the flowering daylights out of us.....

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Cripps is the man

There's always next week...year...decade...centu...

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THEY LIKE TO SEND UP!!!!!!!!

Until each team plays each other the same number of times, the AFL, as a fair dinkum competition, cannot be taken seriously.

He (Mr Swann) said the honour and pride associated with the club's traditional navy blue jumper was priceless.

Yep. Hard to recall a game where we've been that fumbly. We let a team of kids get their tails up & completely out hustle us.

Can't believe it's this early in the season & I'm already avoiding all media FFS

Fair play to Richmond, they deserved it, but geez it's gutting that so many of our players had bad nights.

Maybe we're just really shit

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#DonTheStash

Richmond were crap, we were just more crap.
Watch them lose their next 6-8 games.

They won't get within 8 goals of another team till July

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The only way for some people to understand is for them to be on the receiving end

Left wing moralists
In self serving denial
They shit me no end

Richmond kicked straight.
Carlton were wasteful in front of goal.

Should have been 50 up at half time, 15 scoring shots to 5 to that point.

Embarrassing.

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"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds." - Frank Zappa

Conditions were made for our small forwards today.
Their failure to lay tackles for half a game didn’t improve much
Entry was made for ball on the ground

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Everyone looks good in Navy Blue