How is concussion even funny? Sorry but I feel for the guy and few others not helped by our genius fitness guru.

we are a deep fried mess.

It's more the 1-2 thing surrey rather than specifically the concussion.

But you're right, let's hope the fella is OK.

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Marchbank has broken his neck, his back, his pu….

Oh, 1-2 is referencing weeks? I thought they were the odds!

Oh - ok that makes more sense. Cheers

Ps. There are a few on 1-2…..doubt they will get up in that timeframe as well.

It’s ok, we’ve got four weeks until the first final…..

i think when they're sayiing 1-2 weeks for quads, ankles and hammies, the cue is in the rack and they know that's how much season we have left.


... or is it? Orazio is a test this weekend. that's all we need to venture into the promised land of september 2024

I don't think I've ever seen a more Carltonish example of the 1-2 than the ones on the list that came out today.

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Williams is contracted till end of 2026. I know we managed to nuke LOB a year early, but not sure how you'd do ZW two years early. Would not be a cheap payout. Trade or keep are the only options.

Totally Russell trolling us now

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Congratulations CK95

Would still kick at least 4.

For the record.

Here's our current injury list. 17 players

I can't remember anything as bad as this since 2002 (our first spoon)

1. Jack Silvagni Knee Indefinite (Update: 23 July)
5. Adam Cerra Hamstring TBD (Update: 6 August)
8. Lachie Fogarty Collarbone Season (Update: 13 August)
10. Harry McKay Quad 1-2 weeks (Update: 13 August)
12. Tom De Koning Lung/foot Unavailable for home-and-away season (Update: 23 July)
14. Orazio Fantasia Calf Test (Update: 13 August)
15: Sam Docherty Knee Indefinite (Update: 9 July)
21. Jack Martin Hamstring 1-2 weeks (Update: 13 August)
22. Caleb Marchbank Concussion 1-2 weeks (Update: 13 August)
28. David Cuningham Shoulder Season (Update: 30 July)
30. Charlie Curnow Ankle 1-2 weeks (Update: 13 August)
32. Matthew Carroll Groin Indefinite (Update: 25 June)
37. Jordan Boyd Adductor Home-and-away season (Update: 13 August)
38. Sam Durdin Calf 4-6 weeks (Update: 23 July)
40: Hudson O'Keeffe Hamstring 3-4 weeks (Update: 30 July)
42. Adam Saad Hamstring 1-2 weeks (Update: 13 August)
46. Matthew Cottrell Shoulder Season (Update: 6 August)

Add 6 players carrying niggles, which may need rest:

27. Pittonet Knee Playing with ongoing knee issue
13. Acres Shoulder Playing wth ongoing shoulder injury
11. McGovern. Having to go off ground for treatment weekly. Avoids physical contact.
18. Walsh Back Playing under duress
39. Cincotta injured leg in 2nd Qtr but played on
23. Weitering ongoing cored quads



6. Williams back from long lay off

9. Cripps with hernia from carrying the team


Awful

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yeah but next man up…good teams find a way to win…’one out, one in’ for the win mentality…we’re Carlton…we do this together
:crazy-dude-smiling-stare:

I wanna know whose shit list CFC is on in the rhelm of the Footy Gods! which deity with the power to humiliate did the Club and/or our supporters displease most?!

this injury list is next level treachery, but so is team confidence and discipline for most of each game for 5 weeks now. I’ve removed AFL app, Carlton app and Next is Tappa Talk from phone and iPad! too much discomfort.


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If Freo Is after Martin (?) then maybe the read in AFL land outside the Club is that Carlton can’t manage injury well. That our injury plagued players may have bright future elsewhere with A-grade medico?

(no disrespect to ours, I don’t claim to know the main cause(s) of our shocking Club history with injury rate to players.. ) Certainly players do seem to do better with injury after a move sometimes… maybe they just  learn how to better manage their bodies, maybe Attitude thing?      


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take hawkins out of the cat's injury list, and they're around 500.

so, we're nearly double than the next closest team. after spending most of the year in the top 3 on this list. unreal

Has anyone at the club even picked up the phone to jimmae about our injury list?

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Yep they did but he didn't hear it ring. Was on vibrate.

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Congratulations CK95

FWIW I read somewhere Princes Park is going to be resurfaced over summer.
Probably routine but.... ?

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