Que the arm chair experts..

Further enjoying the heavy training block.

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The only way for some people to understand is for them to be on the receiving end

Left wing moralists
In self serving denial
They shit me no end

RIP Charlie Kirk (was/were)

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Looking forward to seeing our potential realised.

Bottom line is this is completely unacceptable. Hard to see this not compromising our on field achievements this year. Again.

Whoever is accountable for this, should be moved on.

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We are on our way back...

In previous years we would usually have a few collision type of injuries which are just bad luck.

Fog's is the only one I'd put in that category?

don't count Marchbank because he's just cursed.

Were we even aware last week that marchbank actually got a fracture against North?

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I wasn't and was surprised to read about it.

nope, we were just told back injury

bloke is cooked, he has had too many injuries and too much bad luck

there cant be anything left for him to injure

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my last one was rubbish

Last year it was calves this year it is hamstrings.
You would expect that the Fitness and conditioning staff would be under intense scrutiny.

I wonder if they are covering for something else.

We have seen 2 players ping their hammies during the game. The rest has occurred behind closed doors


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If you allow the Government to change the Laws in an emergency
They will create an Emergency to change the Laws

Ya know….

i had a case of the “Marchbanks” back in the
mid 00’s…!

my fine English friend pete…had given me one
of those English Rugby tops with the waist elastic…!

remember Jonny Wilkinson….?

i looked magnificent in it…gut sucked in…fit like a
condom…!

the only thing was…ya think i could get it off…?

seriously…i started to panic…and in the process my
shoulder exploded…it’s never been the same…!

that’s my “Marchbank” injury…anyone else smash
their body putting socks on or something…?

%#@$ it’s annoying…!


kindest regards tommi

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that'siti'mnotchangingthistagain......!

This injury list is now beyond a joke. Not one player close to being available. It just keeps growing by the week. I genuinely fear this season is about to go down the gurgler. You simply can't carry this many injuries against top 8 teams. I know this group is going to give everything they have but at some point it simply becomes too much. This sucks

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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Martin hurts his knee, does a hamstring.
Motlop stubs his toe, does a hamstring.
Muchbroke hits his head, fractures his back.

You couldn’t make it up

Still, good news about Mirkov, right? Hello, is this thing on?

Can Mirkov play as a crumbing forward? Asking for a friend…

In all seriousness, this injury list is diabolically long. We’ve added 5 blokes in one week, we’ve had another re-injury (Motlop) and we’ve got two more guys who seem to have gone backwards during rehab (Cuningham and Marchbank).

The cupboard is completely bare and we’re forced to play out of form players out of necessity.

For a team that should be contending, this has the potential to derail our season.

I counted 24 players with hamstring injuries at the moment
Only 10 with calf concerns
With the pace of the game it’s no wonder hamstrings can’t stand the pressure

In all seriousness they should look at the footwear players use
Surely in this modern age technologies can reduce the problem
Of course McGovern and Martin are out because both their bodies are made of wet cardboard

If Marchbank has a back fracture he'll be done. Just put him on the LTI.

The main concern for me is that we're at tipping point and can't sustain any more.

Carlton's Strength and Conditioning Staff:

Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result since 2017.

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I'm shocked to be sitting here

Again no mention of S Durdin, is he still in our list?

Also no mention of Cincotta.

In good news, we have a full set of rucks to select this weekend, since everyone is so upset with two, how about we go with four?

With Cunners and Marchbank I really think it's time to cut them loose. They are talented footballers, and I'm sure they are lovely people, but they rarely get on the park. We aren't a benevolent society for injury prone footballers. Tough job to have to tell players it's over, I've always been a fan of Marchy too, but enough is enough. Martin and McGovern should be on thin ice too, jeeze, the millions we've paid those two for disappointing return.

Braithy would get added to the LTI list if we did that

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