It's not the umpires fault. We're just [REDACTED]

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We literally have no clue about the modern game.

Carlton would be premiers if the game was about stopping when you think you've earnt a free kick but no whistle, or stopping when expecting it to go out of bounds etc etc

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we cant hit an easy handball FML

well done fish

Turned 360 and tossed in the air with the other hand over a metre away... even these umps had to pay it. You can tell they were reluctant.

great tackle rowe

Hahaha, Gowers thinks he's still playing for Carlton!!!!!!

Rowe bleeds navy blue.

Well done Rowe! Rescued a complete phuk up by others.

Yeah why did we let Gowers go hahahaha

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New rule for Carlton - the 25m penalty.

They manage to ruin almost every game. Execute them after every game like the Mayans did, they were onto something.

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"Then joked and said he (Jack himself) probably wouldn't even need to play until round 2 against Collingwood."

Kick it on your left Paddy.

SPS your goal........terrible kick.

I have a Chevrolet Suburban.
Love it.
It takes 8 passengers.
Reminds me of this team tonight.

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Let slip the Blues of war (with apologies to William Shakespeare) (and Sir Francis Bacon, just in case)

Killed on transition

I miss the Ratten days, that's nothing against bolts either

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Between our dreams and actions lies this world

totally opened up - easy shot for them
again...

Our players are so bereft of confidence. This club stinks to high heaven.