Heavs wrote:
This is actually an opportunity. We can monetise this. Make a TV reality show - kind of like The Recruit except not shit and for coaches. Whoever wins the show gets the job.
Challenge One - As a newly appointed coach of an AFL club should you knuckle down, get involved during trade week and really look through what is on the list and set up the next few years. Or be available on the phone if needed while doing a book tour?
Challenge Two - 50 goal a year small forwards, necessary in the modern game or not?
Challenge Three - Winning influence. As a head coach there are going to be some choppy weeks when things just aren't going to plan. Do you work with the media in an honest and forthright manner, explaining your vision and process for achieving it. Or act like an eccentric cauliflower and stonewall because 'they've never played the game'.
Challenge Four - When given the choice between paying slightly over the odds to keep a beloved club champion or paying well over the odds to 'recruit' a mate from your old team which is the best way forward?
Good one.
Challenge 5: Have an affair with the full forward's missus, get rid of said FF, snort some more coke, and hope that the awesome environment created by brilliant president, CEO, footy manager, and recruitment manager, still allows you to be called a dual premiership coach. Hehe. We know who'll win that one!!
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