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idle
PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 4:57 pm 
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Something walked into a bar

"what dick you like?"

"Something wood."
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kezza
PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 4:58 pm 
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Is anyone going to show up to the game tonight? It'll be interesting to see what kind of attendance they get, I would imagine there wouldn't be too many Carlton supporters turning up. The low membership numbers and attendance will have a pretty big impact on their bottom line this year.

I am going, have season reserved seats otherwise I wouldnt bother.
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Can you make dick and wood jokes without sexual innuendo?


(Brownlow Count)

R8 Carlton v Geelong

1 Vote - Geelong J Selwood
2 Votes - Carlton M Dick
3 Votes - Carlton C Wood


HAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol:

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idle
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Nope I won't be going. I've been ordered by the finance minister to stay home tonight.
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Braithy
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camelboy wrote:
Can you make dick and wood jokes without sexual innuendo?



It's hard.
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What Cider do you like sir?

Dickins

A woody Dickinsider?

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Braithy wrote:
camelboy wrote:
Can you make dick and wood jokes without sexual innuendo?



It's hard.


I am trying to give up on Sexual Inuendo

But it is hard....so hard!!!

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haha.

so this is where our season's at.
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Braithy wrote:
haha.

so this is where our season's at.


Yep, season has had the wood...i mean dick

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Do NOT type Wood Dick into Google Image Search.
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I can feel it tonight we turn it round win by 5 goals

Murph 34 touches 2 goals
Menzel 4 four goals
Jones 6 goals

hang on that doesnt seem right

Geelong by 127
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Adam Chatfield
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2ndeffort wrote:
Braithy wrote:
camelboy wrote:
Can you make dick and wood jokes without sexual innuendo?



It's hard.


I am trying to give up on Sexual Inuendo

But it is hard....so hard!!!


Like the Pet Shop Boys reference. Kudos
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Adam Chatfield
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I am going tonight. I think my expectations are so low it's almost impossible to be disappointed. If they slightly resemble and AFL team I will go home happy with my scarf out the window
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idle wrote:
Game starts at 7:30 Channel 7

Shrek Starts at 7:35 Channel 99

Will give them 5 minutes :P


Game starts at 7:50, so i assume you'll see the lineups in the match preview and be like that's it I'm done, what up shrek

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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 5:40 pm 
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Just watching "last time they met" on fox footy. Who is this carlton mob I'm watching?
Pretty much same mob as we have this year. We're having a red hot crack!
What happened to us??

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eurovision.
semi final one.
that is all.

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Blues2005
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Adam Chatfield wrote:
I am going tonight. I think my expectations are so low it's almost impossible to be disappointed. If they slightly resemble and AFL team I will go home happy with my scarf out the window


Same here.

We are surely about as "due" to beat this mob as is possible, it's just hard to see how we can with the way we are going.

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Adam Chatfield wrote:
2ndeffort wrote:
Braithy wrote:
camelboy wrote:
Can you make dick and wood jokes without sexual innuendo?



It's hard.


I am trying to give up on Sexual Inuendo

But it is hard....so hard!!!


Like the Pet Shop Boys reference. Kudos


Pet shop boys...
West end girls...
Geelong are from the west...
Geelong are going to play like girls...
Like west end girls

WE'RE GONNA WIN

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Adam Chatfield
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jake_h03 wrote:
Adam Chatfield wrote:
2ndeffort wrote:
Braithy wrote:
camelboy wrote:
Can you make dick and wood jokes without sexual innuendo?



It's hard.


I am trying to give up on Sexual Inuendo

But it is hard....so hard!!!


Like the Pet Shop Boys reference. Kudos


Pet shop boys...
West end girls...
Geelong are from the west...
Geelong are going to play like girls...
Like west end girls

WE'RE GONNA WIN


Yes and they will GO WEST once the match is over.
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