The umpires are rusty as well.

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Let slip the Blues of war (with apologies to William Shakespeare) (and Sir Francis Bacon, just in case)

Kennedy takes too many chest marks

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Let slip the Blues of war (with apologies to William Shakespeare) (and Sir Francis Bacon, just in case)

That was pretty casual from Bell then...

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Let slip the Blues of war (with apologies to William Shakespeare) (and Sir Francis Bacon, just in case)

Once Bell learns that there are 18 opponents on the ground he might make a good footballer.

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"Hence you will not say that Greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like Greeks"?

Winston Churchill

Fourth year on the list. No development to him whatsoever.

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BLUES 2010: PAV AND JUDD = FLAGS. DOING IT FOR THE LOVE OF DICK PRATT.

HAVE YOU SIGNED UP FOR TALKINGCARLTON SUPERCOACH 2009 YET?

Bell cant count the cauliflower

What the @#$%&! was that?

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Prior opportunity. Took Yarran on. Ran out of bounds with the footy in his hand while being tackled.

How is it not HTB?

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Let slip the Blues of war (with apologies to William Shakespeare) (and Sir Francis Bacon, just in case)

Wiley is a @#$%&! genius

keep up the great @#$%&! work Robert you herring

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The commentators on the AFL live radio stream don't like to jump to conclusions at all after watching not quite 3/4 of a practice match:

"The Eagles are looking very impressive here - you can really see them pushing up the ladder this year - somewhere in the top 8 would be expected"

"The Blues on the other hand will finish somewhere in the bottom 8 you'd think. Some have expected them to improve this year, but it's not likely based on this performance"

I didn't realise that the result of this practice match would be so crucial to our hopes this season?!

FMD I hate all football media at this time of the year....

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"If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself" - Henry Ford

Liam Jones pulled one out of his arse.

Where were you in the @#$%&! 2nd term?

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Kane @#$%&! lucas

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I actually think the football media are flying at this time of the year.

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If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!

Healy hates Carlton.
End of story.

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Let slip the Blues of war (with apologies to William Shakespeare) (and Sir Francis Bacon, just in case)

yep flower, collingwood vs WCE will make the GF based on a game in Feb...

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31-3-2015 - R.I.P AFL, corrupted lying pricks
12-5-2015 - Go WADA
18-8-2015 - Suffer Hird* u lying flower
12-1-2016 - CAS goes bang, happy new year.. Drugcheats forever..

@#$%&! 4 filthy goals in 3 @#$%&! smelly quarters

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People are still watching this?

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Hope we don't go down by 100. Keep on trying lads!

"He's really flying at the moment"

"Having his best pre-season ever"

Someone please just shoot me....

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"If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself" - Henry Ford

Meh, it's February

Dylan has had a stinker though

Apparently the Eagles are weaker as they have lost McKenzie due to injury and Glass retired, so we thats why we are no good.

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"Hence you will not say that Greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like Greeks"?

Winston Churchill