I believe it was Dave Barry who was once quoted as saying "The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each other..."

Some other guy also once said that "There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true."

I know this, because, I'm Wiggo, therefore I'm smart. Smarter than you. Not just because I have a firm grasp of the art of copying and pasting, as I don't. It's a firm grasp of your sister's phat bootay, beeyatch.

Bitches, time to preach the gospel according to Wiggo, followed by some harsh Wiggo reality that would make Chuck Norris wet himself with fear.

You are not defined by your PC, you are not defined by your modem speed, you are not defined by where your reserved seat is located, you are not defined by what membership package you have.

Wiggo spits in the general direction of your "inside sources", Wiggo spits in the general direction of the training sessions you attended, Wiggo spits in the general direction of the friend of a friend of a friend of a friend system that you all hype up for your "contacts", Wiggo spits in the general direction of your keyboard and the seemingly endless lack of positive contributions that are made to the CARLTON FOOTBALL CLUB from them all.

Wiggo spits on you all, unless you're a hot female, have a drink card for me, want me to endorse your product, or are the legion of kiddy Wiggo fans that wear the number #34 like Jesus would a crucifix, because without my constant best on grounds, my constant work with charity, my civilized manner that I deal with the hounding media on a constant basis, and the great work of the other 36 blokes on our playing list not named Trent Sporn, then you would not have an excuse to log on here spitting vitriole at each other in an attempt to overcome some childhood trauma. You're all exposing your alteregos to the world, do you think WIGGO would come on here and pretend to be someone he's not? WIGGO doesn't need an alter-ego

BE LIKE WIGGO. Go out, pick up some babes, buy them a drink, if I have to conduct clinics on how to do the bus stop, hustle, shake n' bake, or even the electric boogaloo, for all you net nerds, so be it.

Because next time I step out on the field for a 30 possession game, I don't know if I have to go visit a sick child in hospital the morning after and look at his face and see him say "Wiggo, great game yesterday, but why do those bad men say all those bad things about you?"

The glass is half full........especially when you're in a drinking contest with Wiggo, he'll wreck you bitches.

That is all,

Wiggo.

Simply gold!

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"The Wigg's big in 08!" - Chris Judd

Dam you wiggins....

That's two minutes of my life I'll never get back.

Great Stuff Wiggo!! Great quote from Dave Barry, I am amazed that the Wigglier One reads the Florida Tribune, but anyhoo!!!

We net nerds bow down in fear of your overpowering mojo!

As a bit of a compromise to our nerdiness, how about a little MPEG or video animation showing the steps to the electric boogaloo. We can all practice at home in front of our monitors at 2:00 am on a friday night.

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"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?" Billy Connolly

Wiggo's best contribution.





pity it was off the field

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This might sound extreme in the context of alleged sexual assault, drunken violence and a drug trafficking charge...

Good work Patrick.

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Looking forward to seeing our potential realised.

I think this thread should be deleted

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

Superb Wiggo, just tell me when you are going to have that 30 possession game, and I'll be there.

Can you count a fumble as a series of possessions? If you can, Wiggo's a lot closer to a 30 possie game than you might think.

I've seen him amass 30 in a single passage of play.

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!