If you want the job of Carlton CEO - apply here

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Cheats never prosper (except in the AFL)

If Carlton view the salary cap as a "guideline" how do Essendon* view the ASADA / WADA code

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"Hence you will not say that Greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like Greeks"?

Winston Churchill

Good point. Probably drunk when he wrote it...but the club is a very easy target so it's to be expected.

What a stupid article. No other news I suppose. He gets paid for that? Needs a job at the comedy club instead..

Funny because its true

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It is not as bad as you are lead to believe.......it is %$#^& worse!!!

Truth hurts

Hi Jake

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"You are being watched. The government has a secret system. A machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it." - Finch

That was very good and quite funny ig it wasnt true

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If you allow the Government to change the Laws in an emergency
They will create an Emergency to change the Laws

I accept that our club is an easy target (and deservedly so) but I'd like to know when Essendon* will get similar billing.

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"Hence you will not say that Greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like Greeks"?

Winston Churchill

And that article is possibly the easiest one Jake will write in his career.....and yet, you could apply that article to a number of other clubs at present (Richmond, hello!) Oh, but I forget! Only Carlton cheats and is ruthless, rapacious, etc (insert any loaded word you can here!) and voila! An article for a slow news day.....

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Be positive to all those @ TC- the wait is almost over!

The more ridicule the better.

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"You are being watched. The government has a secret system. A machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it." - Finch

A tounge in cheek article that reflects the reality

Truth hurts.....

the funny thing is this
most people couldnt see where this club was heading....because most people couldnt see where this club was heading...

all of a sudden its panic stations.
this whole thing is 2 decades in the making... the salary draft rorting should have been seen as an opportunity to restructure properly..
but i reckon the last 7 years have killed off this club for good.

so im changing my signature..

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Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil....... the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off. We apologize for the inconvenience.

This!


More media scrutiny and ridicule is what's required to change the club at a board and admin level ... not on the field losses.

Chin up, old mate. The cup's gotta be half full. We'll be back.

There is a chance if a new board made up of new thinkers can be installed.

I'm after a new job, might put in an application.

If you want to work for nothing go right ahead!

its a complex job

half fool?????

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Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil....... the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Disgraceful article.
The club needs to ban this guy from attending any media gatherings organised by the club until he apologies to the club, sponsers, members and supporters. We need to make a statement!