I believe it is on this Saturday in Adelaide?

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Mjonc signing off at 8888

They've finally allowed people to marry bundles of cash?

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"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds." - Frank Zappa

No Craig Vozzo has drawn up an appropriate pre nuptual agreement. A difficult assignment in a marriage between two receivers. It is understood that a number of teammates will do the inside dirty work whilst Campo looks on.

( I might get redcarded for that. Should have snuck it in whilst Mrs Caz was away.)

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“Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile a way and you have their shoes."

I hope he's not scooting around the back of the pack on the honeymoon.

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This might sound extreme in the context of alleged sexual assault, drunken violence and a drug trafficking charge...

I almost forgot about the big day...... I have been waiting to give him his gift for several years, its a big steaming pile of turds.

Do you reckon Campo will trya cheap shot on the priest/celebrant etc.... i can just see him doing the lookaway jab in the guts.

Enjoy the wedding Campo, I know Murphy is heading over for it I am just not sure which of you will be the bride.

I'm going!!!

I could only afford the standing room tickets at $250.00 each.
The Bridal table seats are $2000.00 though Campo says he'll negotiate.

Apparently the parents of the Bride and Campo's Mum and Dad get in for half.
Ring Craig Vozzo for details.

(PS. There is a competition on what colour tie he wears. $100 per ticket and he'll wait in the carpark and emerge when the tickets are sold)

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Looking forward to seeing our potential realised.

Speaking of Murph, I had a good laugh the other day when I read that of his four man wedding party, one is Jason Cripps from the Saints, two young Bummers players (one being Haynes, can't remember the other), and a fourth one that he also scraped the barrel with (might have been his manager?).

All those years at Carlton, and he has to call on two young Bummers? Speaks volumes.

If I remember correctly the media said that during Fev's wedding most of the team except Campo was there. He was too busy ironing his Essendon* jumper in the OO car park.

I wonder who from the CFC will get along to Campo's wedding?

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"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?" Billy Connolly

Anyone by the name of 2ndeffort should not be allowed to post in a Campo thread.

Clever

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Mjonc signing off at 8888

How about if I change my username to:

soft_receiver

Downhill_skier

Softasshite

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"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?" Billy Connolly

You can just see it...The reception winds down, and the traditional throwing of the bouquet/garter.

Up it goes (Tossed expertly back by the new Mrs Campo, who looks like she'd make a half-decent boundary ump)....a pack forms, a squeal, and the cry "Capperrrrrr" as one of the younger, more mobile single girls flies like the big men at the 'G. She comes down to earth, looking around for her options, when the call comes "I'm free, hand it off"....and sure enough, Campo's younger sister, who waited down outside the pack, calls for the soft handball receive, running around the back.

(Same thing happens with the garter, only Campo himself runs around the pack and gets the soft hand-off.)

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Better than that... Solid gold!

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet
Woody Allen

I've heard that the Carlton players are going to throw "brown rice" on them after the wedding

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In Bolts we trust.......Until we don't anymore

And the best man is ................. Brodie Holland.

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“Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile a way and you have their shoes."