i think u should write a book... one about aliens jet down from outerspace... these aliens are yobbos and from the collingwood clan
they hijack a blue chip club and turn it into shit....
all of this happens while everybody is watching... but nobody realises the severity of whats going on...
they somehow think its normal and allow the goings on to continue,

the club turns from an a grade club to a b grade club and then c grade...
finally the people wake up to whats going on but theyre tired.. lost their passion... and all hop on a space ship to another planet...

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You're crazy, Synbad. That plot is too unbelievable. No-one will go for it. Even in Science Fiction, you have to make it something that could realistically happen....

Maybe do one where there are these aliens and they say you should take a modern game - say the Intergalactic Football Match, which would have say 20 million people attending, and then play it at the old home planet called Princesparkomeda, which would only hold about 20 thousand people and have no room for people to park their little spaceships.

Now that might be believable. Two main characters could be called...... no, I better stop....

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entrance to princesparkomeda jammed. (again!!!)

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Do you mind if I use some of your sub plot suggestions in the next chapter Moshe (25)?

I may try to contact MM to get some hints about book launches, touring and sausage sizzles.

I will be starting a new job at the end if this financial year. Do you think it will be okay to schedule my 2 week book tour at the start of July?

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What? Didn't you tell them before they offered you the job?? That's not very nice. I'd fire your ass for that.

Ya know? Now that I think about it, this is something similar to what happened with a coach that Carlton hired. BUT.... you shoulda taken a leaf out of MM' s book, and just mentioned it to your prospective employer.

Hmm. I think MM lives on a higher ethical plane than you. .... Aaawkward!!

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I did tell them. I just didn't tell them my actual starting date

I will be relying on surprise sausage sizzles and attacking young journalists in press conferences to create distractions.

Then I will not be able to explain to anyone where my good work emanates from.

All my reports will be mysteries

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Like. You're a worthy sparring partner.

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Moshe (25)

Did you hear what Brock said after the win against the eagles?

He asked Rob Wiley at the 10 minute mark, who was sitting on bench, what they were doing wrong.

The wise Wiley said that "you aren't working hard enough"

Brock then went out onto the ground and told a few of the boys that they should get their work rate up.

Astonishing words of wisdom by the oracle?

How long have many posters in here been saying just that? Poor work rate, 1%ers and amateur contested ball

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feels like a lifetime, but in reality it has only been over about 1326 similar posts in the past couple of weeks

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Yeah but whatabout your whataboutism.

I laughed when I read that.
If only he'd asked me.

'He asked BG72 at the 10 minute mark, who was sitting on bench, what they were doing wrong.'

'The wise BG said that "you aren't kicking enough goals." '

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Interesting they decided to go with the old emblem for Sticks` message considering he can't ever remember wearing it.

Great emblem - best emblem - needs to be re-introduced for good!!!
Lucky emblem as well.

That monogram on the jumper certainly projects more strength than the one currently used does, one can only hope that they will come to their senses sometime soon and revert to using it all the time.

You guys don't read. It's almost certainly going to be the jumper for next season.

Unless someone in power decides they don't want it to be...

If only we could have that one permanently

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I give up...

if you're correct I'll reinstate my membership, yes I'm that easily bought

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I am listening Doc, permanent from next season.

The current board, staff, Nike and playing group all love it. More importantly - so do the majority of the supporters.