The best puns were all the meat ones in that John Butcher thread. But it had its limits - I mean a good steak pun is a rare medium well done.

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#DonTheStash

Seriously? You want to offend all our vegan friends?

vegan gale is no longer our friend...

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#DonTheStash

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After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F .........
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My first thought was to post that my favourite thing about Carlton at the moment is that we are not Essendon*, but I think you have gazzumped me Mil, albeit in different words. Not much to like about my beloved Blues at present, but rather that than being a disillusioned Bomber denying that they deserve to be rubbed out.

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“Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile a way and you have their shoes."

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THEY LIKE TO SEND UP!!!!!!!!

Until each team plays each other the same number of times, the AFL, as a fair dinkum competition, cannot be taken seriously.

He (Mr Swann) said the honour and pride associated with the club's traditional navy blue jumper was priceless.

The heritage jumper
Menzel
Lachie
Simmo

Thats it

She doesn't eat animal products?

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The best thing I like about Carlton right now is Gold Coast

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"The Ox is Slow but the Earth is Patient" and don't forget it!

Looks like she eats the whole animal.

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THEY LIKE TO SEND UP!!!!!!!!

Until each team plays each other the same number of times, the AFL, as a fair dinkum competition, cannot be taken seriously.

He (Mr Swann) said the honour and pride associated with the club's traditional navy blue jumper was priceless.

Ken Caffyn

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Ken Caffyn

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Once again :

Menzel
Buckley

I like Menzel

The guys who wore wires into the rogue chemist

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We are back in the hunt for relocation to Tassie.

I hear Mick hates it down there .

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I hope Essendon* folds.

I still think the navy blue is the best jumper. Yes hawthorn are playing well, but yellow and brown?
Club colours last for ever, form is fleeting (as we have discovered...)
We are in a much better long term position...

Menz


And Cripps from what I saw today in the VFL.

Visy is on the other side of the country to me.

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I hope Essendon* folds.

History. 16 Premierships! How long will we stay that way?

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Essendon-Only team to have ever been found guilty of salary cap breaches in a premiership year!