Red and Black Letter Day

I am seriously gonna get

"This Carlton Football Club banner has been approved by ASADA"


ASADA-DAH-DAH-DADAAAA

Put on t shirts. Absolutely brilliant haha


Ill change banner to "shirt" or "merch"

SAY YOUR PRAYERS AND EAT YOUR VITAMINS

Essendon* RECOMMEND A, O AND D

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"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds." - Frank Zappa

Someone should produce some Essendon* jumpers with the number 9604 on the back.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

I like this. To the point and not over the top so more chance of getting away with it.

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"The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent." Qui-Gon Jinn 15-05-2005

"there’s more chance of me becoming the full forward for the [Western Bulldogs] than there is of any change in the Labor Party." Julia Gillard 18-05-2010

Swimming against the pep tides.

Essendon* FC*, proudly sponsored by KIA.

Do they still announce over the speakers the license plates of cars that have left their lights on at the mcg? If so make a false report.

"Will the owner of car license plate AOD 9604 please return to your car . Your lights are .....doh! "

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WADA medical director Dr Alan Vernec describes Essendon* FC drug case as biggest scandal in team sport the world of sport has seen. #WC2WB

#GUILTY

why did the bomber cross the road?

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That’s not a political statement — it’s a harsh reality, and we must act,” she said. “He is a clear and present danger to the things that keep us strong and free. I support impeachment.”

Andrew
Ostrich
Demetriou

Essendon*: From 'Whatever it takes' to taking whatever.

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Green Shooter

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Everyone looks good in Navy Blue

How about a variation on that theme : "Does Demetriou's Middle Name Start With An 'O' and does he weigh 9604 Kilograms?"

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If you'd given me the choice of going out and beating four men and smashing a goal in from thirty yards against Liverpool
or going to bed with Miss World, it would have been a difficult choice. Luckily, I had both. - George Best

Interviews start
Season falls apart

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That’s not a political statement — it’s a harsh reality, and we must act,” she said. “He is a clear and present danger to the things that keep us strong and free. I support impeachment.”

All we need is a Mars to work, rest and play!

Mars Shouts The Bar

Kills two birds with one stone. Supports the promotion that the club and one of its major sponsors has going and has a subtle dig at Essendon* (probably subtle enough to get through any approval process) if you want to read it that way.

"You guys are [REDACTED]!!"

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JAMES HIRD
WHAT A CANTANKEROUS & BITCHY PERSON

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#DonTheStash