What has Lance Armstrong and Essendon* have in common?
They are both relying on one nut to help them.

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If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

What about a simple illustration....

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#DonTheStash

DEAR BOMBERS
WADA THE MATTER WITH YOU?
SINCERELY CARLTON

WADA SADA FACE?

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BEFORE PEPTIDES:



AFTER:

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I'm sure it would be easy to get a few yellow needle disposal containers to wave.

If anyone really wants, I may be able to get my hands on some...

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

They're both shameless cheats?

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Collingwood would be forced to use a spellcheck right?

How would they find it? They couldn't google it they wouldn't know how to spell it to type it in the search box

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If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

Why did the Bombers player cross the road?

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Premierships: 1869, 1871, 1873, 1874, 1875, 1877, 1887, 1906, 1907, 1908, 1914, 1915, 1938, 1945, 1947, 1968, 1970, 1972, 1979, 1981, 1982, 1987, 1995.

"GIBBS."

YOU'RE
@#$%&!
CHEATS

Sums it up nicely..

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succinct and understated. another winner.

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That’s not a political statement — it’s a harsh reality, and we must act,” she said. “He is a clear and present danger to the things that keep us strong and free. I support impeachment.”

Well done Dan. Reckon you could just about sneak that one through

Yarran has pace
Eddie has stunts
You're all a pack
of cheating

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If you'd given me the choice of going out and beating four men and smashing a goal in from thirty yards against Liverpool
or going to bed with Miss World, it would have been a difficult choice. Luckily, I had both. - George Best

BOMBERS.

ALL YOUR WORK HAS BEEN IN VEIN!

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I hope Essendon* folds.

Needle And The Damage Done

I caught you knockin'
at my change room door
I love you, Hirdy,
can I have some more
Ooh, ooh, the damage done.

I hit pre-season and
a life of crime
I watched the needle
build a frankenstein
Gone, gone, the damage done.

I sing the song
'cause I still love the man
I know that Hird
emits a strange suntan
Sheep-blood
eventually runs out.

I've seen the needle
and the damage done
A shaming cheat tag now for everyone
But every bomber's
like a settin' sun.

(apologies to Neil Young)

(Stolen from Bomberblitz with apologies to TISM)

I'm on the drug
I'm on the drug
I'm on the drug that won Jobe the Brownlow

I saw his body running round.
I saw his testosterone going down.
I saw Weapon in a roidy pose.
I said, "Dank I'll have one of those."

Vitamin B
Vitamin B
Vitamin B
Vitamin B injected in our tummys!

Vitamin B injected in our tummys;
Evans will placate our mummys .
Scientists explore to give us hope:
Stephen Dank pushed back the envelope.

I drank the peptides
I drank the peptides
I drank the peptides that everyone drunk

I drank the peptides that everyone drunk;
I injected some of Dankys junk;
I booked a seat on the Wangaratta plane;
Drug lab sandwich? - I ate the same.

Now I'm huge
Now I'm huge
Now I'm huge and there's no stopping

But now I'm huge and there's no stoppin.
Journos want Hirdy to fill a coffin.
Lets hope Danky's stuff was good.
Might call the Pies to get some googs

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or going to bed with Miss World, it would have been a difficult choice. Luckily, I had both. - George Best

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