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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:51 pm 
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camelboy wrote:
People's Elbow wrote:
Using the original question of "do banners need to be approved by the AFL?" as a starting point, how about simply...

"This Carlton Football Club banner has been approved by ASADA"


And for the B-side:

"...and we've kept a copy of the letter to prove it."

Great A side... my B side would be...

"See the bombres shoot up...up"

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:02 pm 
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How about

STEVEN DANKS SAYS HI

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:09 pm 
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Try selling the candy
We don't buy it


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:22 pm 
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We're pumped for this occasion
But not as much as you
Round 11 seems just the right time
To test your soft tissue


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:24 pm 
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DocSherrin wrote:
I think we should be nice about it - and list some of their brave players on our banner.

....DAVEY
.....RYDER
....HURLEY
........GUMBLETON

..CRAMERI
....HEPPELL
...FLETCHER
.....WATSON
.......STANTON
..........ZAHARAKIS

Great Doc. You could go a bit Tarantino and have their names in the foreground of an abattoir setting with extract from pig's brain and the first milk from a mother cow surrounding them.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:40 pm 
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Very good doc.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:24 am 
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You Can't Polish A Hird


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:06 pm 
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CK95 wrote:
Very good doc.


Probably a bit subtle for the masses, but I like it.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:47 pm 
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IF YOU NEED A HIT,
CALL 1800 GO BOMBERS
THEY'VE GOT 'THE GOOD STUFF'

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:56 pm 
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I'm planning on buying a heap of inflatable pigs, suggest we write hird on the side of them and at a specified time 'release the pigs' - done the write way it should draw suitable attention to the fact that we are not impressed with the situation

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:09 pm 
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Can you smell what the bombers are cooking?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:23 pm 
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"Whatever Hird Takes"

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:31 pm 
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Wojee wrote:
"Whatever Hird Takes"


:lol: :clap:
I'll have what they're having. :smile:

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:35 pm 
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do you think this little lyric from Talking Heads would fit on the banner?

And when your hands get dirty
Nobody knows you at all
Don't have a window to slip out of
Lights on, nobody home

Click click- see ya later
Beta beta- no time to rest
Pika pika- risky business
All that blood, will never cover that mess.

Hi hi hi hi hi


hello from CFC..(waving hand)

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:38 pm 
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I'd like to incorporate some advertising..

A MARS a day helps us work, rest & play.
For using peptides, the Bombers will pay.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:16 pm 
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May have trouble passing the MCC dress code, but was planning on wearing this to the game...

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:18 pm 
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People's Elbow wrote:
May have trouble passing the MCC dress code, but was planning on wearing this to the game...

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Just make sure it's got a collar, and you'll be sweet

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:20 pm 
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Don't know about a banner but a sign above their changerooms reading " please dispose of needles thoughtfully" would be a hoot.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:21 pm 
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You'll have a smurfing good time.

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Essendon*, EssenDANK, ASADon, doesn't matter how you read, doesn't matter how you feed it. you CHEATED.


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