do you really want the answer to that ?

yep

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*(grow - fun - gah)

Yeah but whatabout your whataboutism.

Ya know...........

just the other day i was saying to a fellow Blue.......
"i tell you what's missing from our membership package.......
a bloody cooking apron that's what"......!

he thought i was mental........!

pffft.............who's mental NOW..........!


kindest regards tommi









now i want a lanyard in the shape of an apron..........!

this isn't going to end well...........!

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that'siti'mnotchangingthistagain......!

I thought you were all joking about the apron, I reckon someone in China made an offer to good to refuse. Market leaders in aprons

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Between our dreams and actions lies this world

Oven mitts next year.

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"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds." - Frank Zappa

See..........

now we're thinking............!

nothing says "darl i'm off to the football...have a
nice day"........like an apron and oven mitts......!

what about a cook book titled....."it's never too late to
learn"........that always goes down well*........!


kindest regards tommi








* insert ex partner gag here if you like....!

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that'siti'mnotchangingthistagain......!

FMD i want one!!!!....

Thats ace!!!



I dont think people always buy memberships for the showbag....
But you do want some value....

I reckon people buy memberships for a few different reasons but basically all those reasons tie in to feeling content...

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That’s not a political statement — it’s a harsh reality, and we must act,” she said. “He is a clear and present danger to the things that keep us strong and free. I support impeachment.”

The apron would be ok if it said

I AM APRON

under the blues logo.

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*(grow - fun - gah)

Yeah but whatabout your whataboutism.

I think we just have a thing for cooking

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"The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent." Qui-Gon Jinn 15-05-2005

"there’s more chance of me becoming the full forward for the [Western Bulldogs] than there is of any change in the Labor Party." Julia Gillard 18-05-2010

was thinking the same thing, they were probably purchased back then but someone forgot we had them.

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Between our dreams and actions lies this world

If they had have offered the apron that year (or the BBQ tongs as I suggested) it would actually have been an intelligent, humourous member freebie.

But now, it's just a wtf thing. And something for people to poke yet more fun at the club with.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

I dont think anyone, apart from our own supporters, are really going to poke fun at us for them.

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"The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent." Qui-Gon Jinn 15-05-2005

"there’s more chance of me becoming the full forward for the [Western Bulldogs] than there is of any change in the Labor Party." Julia Gillard 18-05-2010

True. It's that sad/weird that it wouldn't rate more than a "whaaaa...?", or Facepalm.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Dear Carlton membership,

If you can throw in some of those miniature bottles of shampoo with the club logo on them...maybe some bath soaps too, I'm sure the next hotel I stay at will be rapt.

Maybe a dressing gown? (surely we've got some of the old ones that the players would wear on the bench back in the day?) I wouldn't even mind the smell of deep heat and the occasional bit of tape still stuck to it?

Bath mats? I'm in the market for a new one too. Just some food for thought...

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BLUES 2010: PAV AND JUDD = FLAGS. DOING IT FOR THE LOVE OF DICK PRATT.

HAVE YOU SIGNED UP FOR TALKINGCARLTON SUPERCOACH 2009 YET?

Bath salts?

Wasn't me! I already have a Carlton apron.....

I reckon it was China Blue down there in Shanghai!

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"our electorate seeks less to be informed and more to be validated." Sad times.