It's that Blueman is well and truly full of crap.



Sakc Blueman!

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Well our next premiership coach could still be young and in a time of world conflict, in 2073 perhaps?

I'm not so sure. I mean it's often been said that Mick is mad or even from Mars - so perhaps he was talking in Martian years which by my calculations is based on a value of 686.93 Earth days as per the orbital period of Mars, making Michael Malthouse a 31 year old. Despite this, Mötley Crüe lead guitarist Mick Mars is a sprightly 703.

Judging by the utter nonsense that people claim to be accurate prophecies (I'm looking at you, Nostradamus) Malthouse being 'young for his age' would be close enough.

Like being tall for your height?

He promised us!!!!

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

But...but...but...the worldlines.

What about the worldlines...

Hate to say I told you so!

Hang on...no I don't!

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“When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus.”
Turkish Proverb

I've never seen Blueman and John Edwards in the same room.

Where is blueman haven't seen him for while

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If you allow the Government to change the Laws in an emergency
They will create an Emergency to change the Laws

Ok that's enough laying into Blueman