Just thinking about this after posting in the bombers thread and thinking about who i want to win in the game this weekend between my 2 most hated teams.

I know being a Carlton fan - Collingwood will be the most hated and is almost expected but not for me.

I think i hate every other team but here goes

1. Essendon* - Scum, Hate most of their players - hate the media love - just hate hate hate
2. Eagles - Hate their supporters, hate their exposure in the WA media/media love, Hate their uniform - hate !!!!
3. Collingwood - Filth, Hate Eddie, Hate Joffa, Hate their supporters
4. Port Adelaide - I liken them to Collingwood - not in success/size etc - just in feralness
5. Brisbane - Voss
6. Sydney - Roos
7. Dockers - Another overhyped WA wankfest media loved team
8. St Kilda - Therapist, little cock - soggy biscuit playing wannabes
9. Hawthorn - thugs, wish we were as thuggish as them, kennett, CYYYRIL ! (bruces fault)
10. Adelaide - I dont like licorice
11. North Melbourne - Shinboner wank - used to hate them more - building a good side to watch nowadays
12. Bulldogs - julia gillard - i almost feel nothing towards these guys - maybe empathy?
13. Melbourne - feel sorry for them in a way - stynes inspirational
14. Richmond - i do hate them but i just find them funny, i like their song - good to watch at times
15. GWS - sheedy you cock - but cant hate you enough yet - i barely know you - pretty much nothing to me
16. Gold Coast - ablett - dislike lots - like them more without him - bennell gun - khunt gun - as above pretty much nothing to me

almost means Richmond are my second favourite team - doesnt make sense

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*(grow - fun - gah)

Yeah but whatabout your whataboutism.

So you like Geelong?

oh shit

must do

lol

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*(grow - fun - gah)

Yeah but whatabout your whataboutism.

1 Essendon* - despise them and their teenage girl fanclub

2 Daylight

3 West Coast - also the living in Perth factor
4 Hawthorn - smug prick supporters
5 St Kilda - only since they started eating into the 150 - 23 head to head record! Feral bunch of supporters too.
6 Collingwood - begrudgingly have a bit of respect for them but love beating them
7 Port - bogans
8 Melbourne - hard to respect a club that has Schwab and Connolly in key roles. Freo people were happy enough to put up with Harvey for 3 years in order to see the back of those muppets.

The rest I'd lump together in no given order.

Almost impossible to seperate the top 5
Hawthorn
Essendon*
North
Eagles
Pies
Port
Freo
St Kilda
Crows
Bulldogs
Geelong
Richmond
Brisbane
Melbourne
Gold Coast
Sydney
GWS

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There are only 3 teams that make my blood boil:

Eagles
Saints
Bombers

Don't care too much about everyone else. The media love for the Eagles in WA is quite possibly the most sycophantic display of coverage one would ever see. Just hate this team soooo much.

1: Essendon*
We all hate them, but if you remember the 80's then you really hate them and if you grew up in the 60's when they had 12 flags to our 8 and strutted around the schoolyard like roosters then you'd hate them even more and if you ever, ever had to cross that @#$%&! bridge at the station after a game at windy hill you'll @#$%&! hate em to the day you die - Sheedy just helped cement them in top place, they have always been and always will be in the top three hates!

2: Richmond: I will never forget the day the earth stood still when Big Nick went down nor their sniping of Southby etc. Hate them and love them finishing 9th. Plus Sheedy played for them so they would have been closer to one except he went and coached the pansy red strips.

Both these clubs also have the strip jumpers and that's connected to the shitty strips we had to wear on sports days and I hated sports days!!@!

3: Close between Collingwood, St Kilda and Hawthorn. Collingwood historically, Hawthorn for the way Mathews loved to fall on people's heads (just ask Ken Hunter how heavy Mathews fat arse was) but nowadays its St Kilda for their spoon waving antics and their carry on about their almighty winning streak - you see in the end its not only teams I hate but their supporters and the closest supporters to the whinning, whinging, wimpy, gang-forming pick on the weakling, lets have an excuse, any excuse, we would have beaten you if we played you in the grand final, how brave we are, oh how brave, scrap of dung that are Essendon* supporters are St Kilda's Johhny come latelys, who pour out in droves when they are good and vanish like worms into the depths of the earth when they fall back to the shithole club they really are.

the rest are shit but don;t make my blood boil though i will be happy when Geelong crash to earth again.

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

I don't have the 'advantage' of living in Perth so the Eagles hate is less strong.

Scum (nuff said)
Saints (supporters, sense of entitlement, moral premierships)
Norf (filthy prostitute whore club)

Daylight

Melbourne (failures through and through)
Sydney (Roos/until this year they were forced down our throat as 'our' sydney swans)
Brisbane (voss/supporters on BF/Jack Redden)

That's about it. Can handle the rest. Lack of Collingwood hate is surprising but a lot has to do with supporters to me and I know a lot of reasonable and balanced Filth supporters.

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Left wing moralists
In self serving denial
They shit me no end

1: Essendon*
2: Hawthorn
3: Saints
4: Eagles
5: Pies
6: Port

The rest i can put up with.

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And people are making his return to footy somewhat of a fairytale?

1) Essendon*. Urgh. Nuff sed?
Daylight
Pies/Port/Hawks/Saints/North

I hate how we rarely rock up to play against the bombers and they come guns blazing!

01. Essendon*
02. Essendon*
03. Essendon*
04. Essendon*
05. Essendon*
06. Essendon*
07. Essendon*
08. Collingwood
09. St Kilda
10. Essendon*
11. Essendon*
12. Essendon*
13. Essendon*
14. Essendon*
15. Essendon*
16. Essendon*
17. Essendon*
18. Essendon*

I wanted to put St Kilda in my top 8, but couldn't really find anyone to take out.

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1) See avvie: Countless paragraphs have been written and no more needs to be said.
2) Collingwood: Feral, smelly pack of thugs and the lowest form of lifeform this country has to offer, also Eddie.
3) West Coast: Diving, cheating, drug-riddled pack of tossers. I feel for our WA-based brothers and sisters.
4) St Kilda: Have one 1 premiership in over 100 years, and they have the audacity to wave a wooden spoon in my face? Also, a bunch of other reasons I'd get in trouble for if I posted publicly...
5) Hawthorn: Pack of thugs coached by a sniper and coward with ridiculous little-man syndrome. Also, a bunch of other reasons I'd get in trouble for if I posted publicly...
6) Norf: Shinboner spirit bullshit. Have always been a smug bunch of tossers led by the smuggest of them all, and their continued mismanagement and supporter apathy is a stain on the league.
7) Richmond: Are #1 hated in the offseason because of that dried penis-head KB and all their loudmouth feral supporters building a cacophony of white noise. But they're lower on my list overall because they fade back into obscurity and leave us alone about 90 minutes into the season.
8 ) Swans: Paul Roos is a smug, arrogant arsehole who hates our guts but is super-respected, despite destroying football with his gameplan. Also, their continued ability to turn shit players into guns infuriates me.
9) Port Adelaide: A new level of sub-humanity, but they're so pathetic it's difficult for me to truly hate them.
10) Adelaide: Used to hate these guys with a passion back in the day, but are so vanilla I don't really give a shit now.
11) Freo: See above re: Vanilla
12) Brisbane: Vossy and their BF supporters are as bad as they get. But on the other hand, they denied Essendon* of a flag, and Collingwood of two, and gave us Hendo. So they're way down the list.
13) Melbourne: On the one hand I feel for them, but on the other hand, they've been run by idiots (Jim aside) and developed a culture of mediocrity and a sense you can run over them at any time. They infuriate me.
14) Geelong: Love the way they've gone about it the past few years, playing great football in the right spirit and minimal flogs on or off-field(with a couple of exceptions). Denied Collingwood and Saints of flags.
15) Bulldogs: So nice and non-threatening, you just want them to do well.
16) GWS: Yet to forge an identity, but Sheedy's involvement gets them off the bottom.
17) Gold Coast: I know I'll hate then in time, but nothing yet.

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#GUILTY

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This is pretty much it.

maybe I hate the Eagles more than the Saints now.

1: Essendon*
2: Collingwood
3: Richmond
4: Hawthorn
5: St Kilda
6: Sydney
7: Adelaide
8: Port Adelaide
9: Geelong
10: Melbourne
11: Western Bulldogs
12: West Coast
13: Fremantle

Don't really have any problems with Gold Coast, GWS, Brisbane or North Melbourne.

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Aside from the three teams in my best 18, I don't mind any of the other clubs. There might be intermittent periods of dislike (Hawthorn, for example), but for the black/white/red clubs the feeling tends to remain longest.

It's a shame about Essendon*, because I reckon Jobe Watson is a damn good footballer and a pretty good bloke as well. And I also admired Hird as a player.

In a way I probably don't hate my top three too fiercely, either (well, except for St Kilda perhaps), but I hate losing to those three teams. Which is almost the same thing as hating them I suppose.

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1. Essendon* - I hate 'em. I hate the word hate, but for these cauliflower it's OK. I even hate that they've had Glenelg blokes play for them.
2. Adelaide - I'll quote gro
3. Collingwood - Dislike them imensly. Dirty scummy bastards. Sons of a motherless goat....
4. North Melbourne - Can't understand my disdain for this club. Underachievers who are inbred.
5. St Kilda - Such a piss stain of a club. Haven't achieved anything to warrant disliking them, but their supporter base shits me.
6. West Coast - The WA version of the Crows
7. Richmond - Take your Yellow & Black and shove it up your arse.
8. Hawthorn - Shit & Piss....Piss & Shit....
9. Sydney - Used to like 'em now they annoy me
10. Freo - Another club that can disappear and apart from a few incestuous supporters no-one would care
11. Brisbane - Bring back Fitzroy you bastards
12. Port Adelaide - Just a nothing club. Apart from the feral supporters over here no one gives a shit about 'em
13. Bulldogs - A club that prides itself on choking & mediocrity
14. Gold Coast - Just because
15. GWS - Sheedy & Chocco 2 very good reasons
16. Melbourne - Harmless. A bit like the fat kid in class, just sits there and does nothing, but they're OK with that.
17. Geelong - Have a soft spot for the Cats. Nothing to see here move on.

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Essendon* - Cap cheating media darlings.
St Kilda - This club to me is the opposite of Carlton. Fans are almost unanimously grade a penises.
North Melbourne - I had no particular feeling either way until the recent crop of over-celebrating wankers they had (Harvey, King and Grant) plus the fans I know who wouldn't shut the @#$%&! up about 'Shinboner Spirit'.
Collingwood - Mainly due to tradition, but Eddie keeps my dislike burning.
Hawthorn - Have the highest ratio of flowers in the league starting with their coach. The Franklin and Rioli tugfest also a big factor.
Richmond - Fans are feral

The rest are pretty benign, with my least hated club of all being the Gold Coast.

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"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds." - Frank Zappa

I basically have the teams I absolutely hate (Essendon*, Collingwood) and the teams I couldn't care less about (Melbourne, GWS, GC, Port Adelaide)

Everyone else is somewhere in the middle depending on how they're doing, who is playing and how we have gone against them recently.

To not despise Collingwood above all others is wrong. It's not a matter of opinion. It's just wrong. YOU ARE CARLTON.

OK, perhaps I wanted them to win ANZAC day this year... this year, but that's a battle in a bigger war.

1. Collingwood
2. Essendon*
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3. Richmond
4. Hawthorn
5. St Kilda
6. Sydney
7. West Coast
8. Fremantle
9. Adelaide
10. Geelong
11. North Melbourne
12. Brisbane Lions
13. Port Adelaide
14. GWS
15. Melbourne
16. Gold Coast
17. Western Bulldogs

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