This is new material?
We all know what you think, I can summarise it here;
Board is shit and the club is run poorly,
Recruiting is abysmal,
Medical department must have come from the last series of Young Doctors,
Until we win a flag you won't shut up,
West Coast went from last to 4th in one season and were better than us last year,
Freemantle is your surprise packet this year,
Judd is 29 this year (happy birthday),
My kids and every other kid who follows Carlton will be riduculed on facebook this year,
Every team in the competition is improving at a rate of knots,
We need a independant review of the football club right now,
Coaching staff particularly Ratts have not got a clue about modern day footy.
Besides that everything is hunky dory.

WCE put the cue in the rack early in 2010, their wooden spoon needs one of these next to it *

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"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds." - Frank Zappa

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dane's trolling again

Ok so we deserved to finish above WC last year
But we finished 2 1/2 games behind them and our record was 0/2

unlucky!!!

Ok guys you fired me up!!!

I kknow were a well run organisation and were gunna win the flag!
Were beautifully led by Sticks and Ratten
Recruiting has been sensational.
Doctors amazing(And none of our big blokes have been injured in the past 14 months... find me one that has )
and were right up there for membership and turnover and profits.(Top 3 cos were a big 3 club)
We aare media savy.
We are all embracing to our supporters.
We have nothing to be ashamed of over the last decade.
Swann is cutting edge with everything he does.
Visy park blends in beautifully with the parklands surrounding it.
Teams fear us.
And our academy is proving we can develop young men into guns.

Im officially now a sugar coacter!

Watch out trolls!!!

Cos my kids a bully on facebook!!!

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So can we clarify what Andrew Walker's injury is?

Website is saying its a quad.

Herald-Sun says this morning its a calf and out till Round 4.

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Quad , calf whats the difference????

4 weeks is 4 weeks.. and we will have him back cherry ripe with the rehab hes gunna get.

Maybe send him to Qatar or something ......????

Or some lambs cells/ foetus or whatever they do...like that other bloke did once...

Main thing is back for the finals

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...just like their premierships

Jamo back for the filth game....best case scenario....

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No No No.
See I don't have a problem with what you believe, it is quite refreshing, but you are not adding value by repeating it incessantly.
Give us something new otherwise you are as good as our board.

I have seen the light and its made me squint ... almost blinded me..
You know what im going to do woofy?
Any guy that has doubts or queries or doesnt believe in the current state of things at the club.
Im going to pick away at him.
Im going to attack him .. and join you guys.... Dane .. Cazzesman...Kouta..etc.. and your brilliant self.
Its an alliance of the sugar superheros .. and were gunna suagr attack people and give them a sugar high..!!!
We will do it with everything they say...

Dont worry about me... if i cant express myself and state where i used to think were falling down... i can just as easily be on your side.. I read the book and the brief its easy!!!.. "the club is magnificent in every way.. and has no faults// it currently improving and will win 3 flags in 5 years if we all just shoosh and wait.. anyone who questions shall be howled down".

I received the book and the membership discount too...

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I don't want you to support Carlton, I just want you to come up with new stuff to bag the crap out of Carlton.

No!

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Synbad you really need to chill out. You're not just looking the fool but a tad crazy too. The club was unlucky to not make the prelim last year. Injuries to Gibbs, Krooze, Waite, Jamo cruelled us. Recruitment has been good. Robbo was an inspired pick, and we have done well with Rookies like Elard, Curnow, Touhy etc.
Rushing players back from injury is a concern though, but hardly deserves the crazed fits you have been on.

Synbad you have given your keyboard a good workout in the last couple of weeks.

I'd suggest your posting rate is particularly high while the Blues aren't winning but you will go equally quiet when we get rolling this year.

At least you've enjoyed the NAB cup.

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I support the Navy Blues whatever happens!

Thanks for your advice. Ill keep it in mind.
But you sound like a clairvoyant ....lets see !!
If were winning ill be happy...

My keyboard was bought to be given a workout.. you think i bought it so i can keep it in the safe???

Sugarcane im very relaxed.. and i just spent the day watching the whole seasons games all over again.. and i agree... we were very unlucky!!!
So this year i agree with our inspired choices of recruiting and excellent everything else.. i think we have no excuses to not play off in the last 4.

You agree with me right???

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http://www.carltonfc.com.au/injury/tabi ... fault.aspx
Injury Update – March 22, 2012

Tom Bell
Back - 4 weeks

Blake Bray
1 week

Dylan Buckley
Finger - 7 weeks

Nick Duigan
Knee - 1 week

Michael Jamison
Back - 1 week

Jeremy Laidler
Knee - 1-2 weeks

Andrew McInnes
1 week

Rhys O’Keeffe
Heel - 7 weeks

Andrew Walker
Quad - 2-3 weeks

Rob Warnock
Shoulder - 1 week

Apparently they only have a couple of billion keystroke working life, hold tight and I will buy you one for Easter - Greek Easter.

I'm on a strict religous fast up until Easter Sunday - I have to check with the priest if a Spaghetti Marinara at Percy's Pub is OK.

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Winston Churchill

Luke Mitchell is under the radar?

probably too depressing to say

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Probably unsure whether to revise his return as 12 or 14 weeks.

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WADA medical director Dr Alan Vernec describes Essendon* FC drug case as biggest scandal in team sport the world of sport has seen. #WC2WB

#GUILTY

Sinbad I'm gonna call you ANZ from here on – you're having a loan of us.

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