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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:35 pm 
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I'm on an e-mail list with some friends and late last week we began discussing the upcoming finals.

This afternoon I got this from Dan, a Collingwood fan. Usually quite a sensible, reasoned and intelligent person. I was truly shocked to read...

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Urgh Judd. I get seriously upset about Judd. It's not so much Judd's fault as it is everyone who loves him. He is without a doubt the single most over rated footballer to ever play the game. Whenever he goes anywhere near the ball or has some effect on the play that results in a goal, even if it's a failed handball, the commentary team and media in general attribute the goal to him. It's utterly rediculous. I'm happy to admit he's an ok player, better then some. But rarely does anything that any other player wouldn't and nowhere near as good as anyone says he is.

Watching the 2nd quarter on the weekend, god, i'd imagine they'd have to clean down the commentary box from what i saw/heard. 3 things happened with Judd, and they were all included in the highlights reel i saw later on which only fueled the rage. The rage i feel towards Judd is comparable to that which i feel towards D'Lo Brown. (note: he doesn't like the former WWF wrestler DLo Brown. Its an in-joke)

1. Judd takes a mark. Seriously...that's it. He took a mark. It looked slightly impressive because he jumped sideways across the pack. Once again it's nothing any other player out there on the park wouldn't have down themselves and nobody would've thought twice about it. But because it's Judd it instantly becomes something special. I encourage anyone to go back and watch the footage, seriously go back and look at it. Not one of the players in the pack touches Judd or interfers with him in any way at all. The mark was uncontested, just a whole bunch of people fell around him. Mark was average at best and doesn't deserve a replay.

2. Judd gets tackled, drops the ball, scrambles for it and handballs to someone. Once again, stock standard behaviour of a player. I've seen it a million times before...exactly a million. If Judd was half as special as everyone thinks he is, he would've spun out of the tackle, dodged the remaining 3 guys kicked the ball through the goals, out of the stadium and simultaneously impregnated every woman over the age of 18 in the stadium.

3. Judd gets a handball, turns around and kicks a goal from 45. Admitadly a nice goal, but once again nothing special at all. Happens everyday. Half of which generally don't make highlights reel because actually impressive things that happened in the match get shown.

These 3 things made up half of the highlight reel i saw later that night, the other half was Judd shaking hands. Based on this i'd say these 3 things are the only thing he did all match, none of which are noteworthy.

Every single camera always shows Judd, or Judd congratulating someone, or Judd sitting on the bench, or Judd sitting in the crowd. The commentator called them Judd's Blues for christ's sake. He was good when he was part of the midfield at West Coast because there was so many other good players around him. At Carlton he stands out in a sea of mediocrity....barely. He does it based on his reputation alone.

I'd go as far to say he deserves none of his brownlow's let alone the 3 he's about to win. He gets votes because no one else in Carlton can.


I was speechless. Utterly speechless. He didn't have a great game yesterday, but he was by no means poor.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:39 pm 
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He'll be happy they didn't manage to recruit him then.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:40 pm 
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They bleed cause how dare he turn down the great Collingwood.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:42 pm 
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That's how I feel about Natanui.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:42 pm 
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Let Dan munch on his sour grapes and have a good old laugh at him.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:42 pm 
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Thought some textbook Collingwood bitterness would make a few chuckle.

This is the first signs he's exhibited of insanity... I'm actually a bit worried for him now.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:43 pm 
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Actually I think its great. Fantastic that Juddy annoys the bloke so much.

He has several more years of it :grin:

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:50 pm 
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Remember he's probably one of the bogans who brilliantly came up with: "...Coooollllliiiinnnnnggggwwwwooooooddddd..."

They add so much to our game... :roll: :roll: :roll:

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:52 pm 
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my tongue in cheek facebook post today


Judd is down hill skier, in 1st half when game on the line he goes missing and becomes a freeloading shnorer in 2nd half when game is won, how long do we have to carry him for?


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:01 pm 
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Time to get new friends sean.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:10 pm 
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Your mate is a dick head pure and simple. I bet he thinks swan is 100 times the player.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:13 pm 
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Wonder what the prick was yelling out to Nic Nat on Saturday

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:14 pm 
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Wet Willie wrote:
Remember he's probably one of the bogans who brilliantly came up with: "...Coooollllliiiinnnnnggggwwwwooooooddddd..."

They add so much to our game... :roll: :roll: :roll:


Nah he was the one on SEN who said I've got 2 words for you .... Coooollllliiiinnnnnggggwwwwooooooddddd :yikes:


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:44 pm 
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It actually means that they are starting to take us seriously.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:49 pm 
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seanpb wrote:
I was speechless. Utterly speechless. He didn't have a great game yesterday, but he was by no means poor.


He has obviously never watched Pies game on TV and heard them go on abit Peddles and Daisy. Not much difference I suspect.

Give me Juddy any day of the week to watch play footy.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:52 pm 
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Look I have to admit it is because Carlton were shit that he won his first brownlow!

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SurreyBlue wrote:
Wet Willie wrote:
Remember he's probably one of the bogans who brilliantly came up with: "...Coooollllliiiinnnnnggggwwwwooooooddddd..."

They add so much to our game... :roll: :roll: :roll:


Nah he was the one on SEN who said I've got 2 words for you .... Coooollllliiiinnnnnggggwwwwooooooddddd :yikes:


Gold...!!

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:58 pm 
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it's called penis envy

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:44 pm 
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Carlton people just need to accept that particularly now that we have won a final there are going to be many more irrational outbursts of hatred directed against us.

It will only get worse and far more shrill from here.

At work today there was vitriol aplenty specifically directed at Mitch Robinson from a Collingwood supporter and his Essendon* mate - a wild and dangerous mongrel they called him.

But prior to the win against Essendon* - he was just another no name player.

The Essendon* mate was only too happy to agree with that description as he was almost frothing at the mouth full of bile for the blues.

It was just so hard for him to accept that Carlton was the better team in that match..

Of course the real reason for their vitriolic hatred is because they know in their jealous but fearful hearts that they will be a couple of cups behind when we win the 17th.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:01 pm 
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Nobody bags judd! I KILL HIM! :mad: :mad:


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