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 Post subject: Re: !@#$%& Essendon*
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:37 am 
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 Post subject: Re: !@#$%& Essendon*
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:47 am 
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!@#$%&'n oath.

!@#$%& 'em.

Scum sucking, sash wearing, diving, cheating, teflon coated, lying peices of amphibian shit the lot of 'em.

Smash 'em Blues.

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!@#$ off Essendon**** Just !@#$ right off. SCUM.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:38 pm 
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Kindly !@#$ off then!

Really been gettin' my goat over the past few days.

Those filth ridden, cleft arsed, squirrel eatin', sash parading, bottom feeding, lower class, cheating, lying, scum sucking, 10 pound peices of $hit in a 5 pound sack.

Name one semi-decent thing to vomit from the eternal blackness of this evil discpicable institution of slimy toad molesting, climate change causing, swamp dwelling, tree fornicating, insidious destructors of all virtuous morality!

Just one!

May their demonic existence end!

The humanitarian thing to do is to confiscate all physical memory of the prior existence of this egregious institution and place it carefully aboard an in-expensive rocket before firing it directly into the sun.

Then all the decent people in the moral world can sleep easily.

I certainly would.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:42 pm 
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Name one semi-decent thing to vomit from the eternal blackness of this evil discpicable institution of slimy toad molesting, climate change causing, swamp dwelling, tree fornicating, insidious destructors of all virtuous morality!

Just one!



The aqueduct

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:54 pm 
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I like this guy :thumbsup:

(and no, he's not an alias of me)

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:55 pm 
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darknavy wrote:
Toranasaurus wrote:
Name one semi-decent thing to vomit from the eternal blackness of this evil discpicable institution of slimy toad molesting, climate change causing, swamp dwelling, tree fornicating, insidious destructors of all virtuous morality!

Just one!



The aqueduct

:lol: and let's not foget sanitation.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:57 pm 
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There is no sanitation as far as Essendon* is concerned.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:11 pm 
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Toranasaurus wrote:
Kindly !@#$ off then!

Really been gettin' my goat over the past few days.

Those filth ridden, cleft arsed, squirrel eatin', sash parading, bottom feeding, lower class, cheating, lying, scum sucking, 10 pound peices of $hit in a 5 pound sack.

Name one semi-decent thing to vomit from the eternal blackness of this evil discpicable institution of slimy toad molesting, climate change causing, swamp dwelling, tree fornicating, insidious destructors of all virtuous morality!

Just one!

May their demonic existence end!

The humanitarian thing to do is to confiscate all physical memory of the prior existence of this egregious institution and place it carefully aboard an in-expensive rocket before firing it directly into the sun.

Then all the decent people in the moral world can sleep easily.

I certainly would.


POST OF THE YEAR!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:14 pm 
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Toranasaurus wrote:
Kindly !@#$ off then!

Really been gettin' my goat over the past few days.

Those filth ridden, cleft arsed, squirrel eatin', sash parading, bottom feeding, lower class, cheating, lying, scum sucking, 10 pound peices of $hit in a 5 pound sack.

Name one semi-decent thing to vomit from the eternal blackness of this evil discpicable institution of slimy toad molesting, climate change causing, swamp dwelling, tree fornicating, insidious destructors of all virtuous morality!

Just one!

May their demonic existence end!

The humanitarian thing to do is to confiscate all physical memory of the prior existence of this egregious institution and place it carefully aboard an in-expensive rocket before firing it directly into the sun.

Then all the decent people in the moral world can sleep easily.

I certainly would.


Toad molesting :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:44 pm 
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Here's a video put together by someone of our round 3 2008 clash, where we were absolutely crucified by the umpires. Viewer discretion is advised:
[youtube]nQ5y44tsUp4&feature=fvwrel[/youtube]

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:23 pm 
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I wanna go @#$%&! shoot someone now

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:26 pm 
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This pretty much sums up how I feel about those c#&@ juggling thunder-flower

[youtube]PSEYXWmEse8[/youtube]

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:26 pm 
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Donstuie wrote:
I wanna go !@#$%& shoot someone now

Is a sword fight with BM acceptable?

I should warn you, you'll probably die.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:46 pm 
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Wonder what we'll be able to add to that clip after this weekend?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:51 pm 
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Captain Dan wrote:
Here's a video put together by someone of our round 3 2008 clash, where we were absolutely crucified by the umpires. Viewer discretion is advised:
[youtube]nQ5y44tsUp4&feature=fvwrel[/youtube]


I'm pretty sure there were rules invented purely for that game alone.

cheating pricks :mad:


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:39 pm 
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T-Birds amazing spoil that gave Lloyd a free kick then Davey threw himself on the ground when Waite looked at him and got a second free and goal... I though my head was going explode that night. And who was it running down the wing had 2 bounces and Yarran nailed off the interchange that got called play on... We are rooted on Saturday... you know what is going to happen all over again. Suddenly I feel sick about Saturday... thanks captain dan... you should be banned for that post!! :wink:

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:02 pm 
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Donstuie wrote:
I like this guy :thumbsup:

(and no, he's not an alias of me)

He does rather have a way with words doesn't he?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:57 pm 
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bluecedar wrote:
This pretty much sums up how I feel about those c#&@ juggling thunder-flower

[youtube]PSEYXWmEse8[/youtube]



Needs more Ari Gold!


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:28 am 
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He gets his own separate 100. :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:45 am 
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Megaman wrote:
Wonder what we'll be able to add to that clip after this weekend?


My prediction...12.05 remaining in the 2nd qtr for the obligatory double goal after a free to Monfries/Davey when they take a dive after shaping up to Jamo after a controversial goal.

Further prediction, Warnock to be done 5mins later for deleiberate rushed behind while surrounded by 4 Bombers, the ball slides off his finger tips through for a behind.

And lets not forget one of our players behing hit high (guarantee our sub will be used on concussion....nah actually, the concussion will come after we use our sub) and done for holding the ball while knocked out.

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