This one certainly got ran through the Carlton filter

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/c ... 5992905105






Wow, sounds serious.

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"I had to eat"

Ah the old treadmill excuse

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"I will rejoice in their anguish, delight in their failure and revel in our success"

We are Carlton, @#$%&! the rest !!!!!!

That first quote and what Russell has said are a complete contradiction. Russell makes it sound like things are moving along fairly well with a few small set backs.

Campaign in tatters not even close to describe it. Is this the medias way of selling newpapers by making things sound 10 times worse than they really are ????

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Bring the season on already. The wait is killing me.

Tony Sheehan?....Lovechild of Mike Sheehan and Tony Jones?

Good article.

Had to stretch it out with gastro complaints, yet no mention anywhere of Henderson's injury.

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"They're [REDACTED]'

When I got to the comment about Hammer injuring himself on his missus' treadmill I actually wondered if they were taking the piss, then I remembered it was the Hun.

Gastro = MEH, a week tops IF you have a bad bout of it
Corky = MEH I could do that falling over my own feet.
Player with season ending injury in the prior season having a minor setback = MEH
Hammer's tendonitis = LOL

As far as I can tell the only worry is Judd and seriously it's the friggin NAB Cup who cares?

And no mention of Hendo etc WHO ARE ACTUALLY RECOVERING FROM RECENT SURGERY!

Bruised heel is a worry. Should be able to stay reasonable fit but not completely football fit.
The thing with that injury is you can still play and think you are feeling ok but really you are not quite right.
Can take months to shake that one. I had it for about 5 months. Tried everything to fix it apart from having an op.
In the end i bought a pair of Birkenstocks and kicked around in them non stop. Also got some insoles called Superfeet for my other shoes.
Foot was better in a fortnight.

Hope the virus gets isolated.

This belongs in the shit journalism thread

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WADA medical director Dr Alan Vernec describes Essendon* FC drug case as biggest scandal in team sport the world of sport has seen. #WC2WB

#GUILTY

This belongs in the Birkenstocks for Judd thread.

More bullshit from the HS

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Chris Judd: 'I've since watched some Steven Seagal movies and realise pressure points are no laughing matter.'

Where's the razor blades?

THE SEASONS OVER!!!!

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Looking forward to seeing our potential realised.

Round 1 isnt until the end of March and the HS are reporting on players missing a session due to a gastro bug Pathetic journalism by Tony Sheehan

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You heard it here first!

And Essendon* are training the house down

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Cheats never prosper (except in the AFL)

will you keep purchasing and clicking?

I got a cork last night.
Came out of a bottle of Janz.
I've recovered already.
But my season may be in tatters.

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Let slip the Blues of war (with apologies to William Shakespeare) (and Sir Francis Bacon, just in case)

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"our electorate seeks less to be informed and more to be validated." Sad times.

If wonder if Tony think his wife's head has exploded each time she sneezes

Talk about a page filler on quiet day. I would be more than happy for Juddy, Brock and Gibbs for that matter to miss 90% of the pre-season games.

Regards Cazzesman

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Ricky Gervais - “Everyone has the right to hold whatever beliefs they want. And everyone else has the right to find those beliefs f***ing ridiculous.”

We're [REDACTED].

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"We used to sit around and talk about how bad the game plan was." Anthony Koutoufides

Agreed

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When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way!

If only we were travelling as well as the Bumbers are - GF here we come!!

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Just got back from a few days away and the wheels have fallen off

And here I was thinking that (from afar) this pre-season seems to be going along quite nicely

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We are on our way back...